In Your Guts You Know He’s Nuts

This one is pretty well self explanatory, based on that classic one liner.

In your guts you know he’s nuts.


In your guts you know he’s nuts

The Abbott’s more than a political clutz

His mouth springs open

While his brain just shuts

If the Abbott played golf he’d play

No drive… bad putts


It’s really sad the Abbott’s mad

His economic creds are just plain bad

On foreign policy

He’s a bit of a lad

And his attitude to Women

Is rough… just a tad


He’s politically lazy  but he’s also crazy

His policy platform’s kinda hazy

His ears might be cauliflower

But his brain’s pure daisy

And his temperament he struggles with

Cos his anger’s… quite..  blazey


Though lacking hearts, his team play their parts

With very few finishes, despite plenty of starts

Avoiding talk on policy

Yet defending Abbotts brain farts

While their lies, spin and dishonesty

Are rating…. off the charts


Chrissy Pyne thinks he’s just fine

But the mincing poodle’s full of whine

Bishops class, is just a farce

As she’s always talking through her arse

Sloppy Joe Hockey is always cocky

Though to say the least.. his maths are rocky


Barnaby lets his mouth run free

But he can’t see the wood, cos it’s hidden in the tree

Turnbulls creds are all in shreds

As he’s aligned himself with the farting heads

And the whole front bench, has an awful stench

Like a rotting carcase beaten.. with a monkey wrench


And it’s really sad that they’re all quite mad

Pushing ideas that are old and bad

And they’re all quite lazy and completely crazy

With a policy platform that’s incredibly hazy

And everyone with him is a political clutz

And in your guts.. you know they’re ALL.. bloody… nuts



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6 Responses to In Your Guts You Know He’s Nuts

  1. patriciawa says:

    Hi Truth Seeker! Congratulatiions on your site. I know how much work it takes to set up. I’ve done it myself with a much less ambitious collection.

    There is so much to learn too, isn’t there? Not that you have anything to learn about versifying. I am often in awe at the ease with which you turn a rhyme. I imagine that sometimes you find it hard to choose your best option, because sometimes brevity can be an asset in satire too.

    I’m very tired at the moment with my sore arm, so brevity is forced in me!

    Good luck! Patricia.


  2. Truth Seeker says:

    Patricia, thank you so much for your kind words and encouragement.
    Your site was a big help in deciding to set up mine, and I was very sorry when I heard about your wrist. 😦

    I hope that it heals quickly and you can get back to full flight, as you will be needed for the fight ahead in 2013.

    I hope you have a happy, prosperous and creative new year, despite the rough start with your wrist, and thanks again for all your support. 🙂

    Cheers 🙂 😀


  3. foreverjanice says:

    There’s heaps of wonderful reading on this site Truth Seeker. I’ll try to comment on each one but after awhile one sort of runs out of accolades 🙂


  4. Truth Seeker says:

    Foreverjanice, thanks for that, and I am just happy that you are there enjoying my efforts. 😀

    There is plenty more to come 😀

    Cheers 🙂 😀 😆


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