LNP – MPs, but what does “MP” stand for? With the high drama/farce of the last week, I thought it might be a bit of fun to look at some more applicable meanings for the MP (Member of Parliament) acronym that follows the name, for example;
Tony Abbott MP (Murdoch’s Puppet), 😯 IMHO much more applicable, as he spends much more time, and tax payers money acting as “Murdoch’s Puppet” than he does as a Member of Parliament, and that will become even more obvious if, God forbid, he ever gets the keys to the lodge. You could also look to Misogynistic Pugilist 😀
Chrissy Pyne MP (Mincing Poodle) 😆 There are plenty that would fit,but this is my personal favourite, and one that I have used often in the pursuit of my own version of dispensing poetic Karma 😀 Originally tagged by none other than one P Keating MP (Master of Putdown), PM (Political Mastermind).
Sophie Mirabella MP (Morally Pernicious) Not as cutting as she deserves, but the best I could come up with. 😀 George Brandis MP (Mendacious Prick) 🙄 Too kind, but it fits!
Barnaby Joyce MP (Madness Personified) 😆 Nailed it 😀
These are just a few that I thought of, but I’m sure that there are many more, so if you’ve got one for your favourite LNP (Lying Nutters Party) pollie, then feel free to add them to the list. 😀