Tony Abbott and the Liberal Family Plan!

Tony Abbott. “Now where did I park the Kingswood?”  (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Tony Abbott and the Liberal Family Plan!

I don’t know about you, but I am absolutely sick to death of the LNP talking down our economy, and making out that only they have the economic credentials to fix an economy that isn’t broken in the first place.    😯

So with that in mind I thought it was time that I put my own spin on their plan and how it will affect us

Tony and the Liberal Family Plan!

The Liberal family knows the sense

Of living within its means

There’s little Johnny Howard

The greatest of has-beens

The Papa bear of right wing nuts

And Tony’s favourite hero

Who’s record sets him well apart

As our own  Australian Nero

😯

With George and Julie in the ranks

To deal with legal things

The Liberal family’s got it made

As Rupert pulls the strings

There’s sloppy Joe their accountant

With figures made of rubber

And Little brother Chrissy

Who does little else but blubber

🙄

But Tony is the patriarch

The one that calls the shots

As long as uncle Rupert

Writes the script for all their plots

And tells “His” Tony what to do

And what he’s supposed to say

To make sure uncle Rupert’s set

To score his big pay day

😉

And Tony looks with envy, back

To little Johnny’s era

When union bashing was the norm

And the GST made things dearer

And they spent vast swathes of money

On Middle class welfare rorts

While Tony perfected his brain farts

And called them policy thoughts

😯

And now he wants the top job

In this, our vast brown land

To slash and burn with impunity

Through his right wing, nut job band

With lies and spin and slogans

Saying “These things they need to do”

To improve the lot of billionaires

So they’ll “share” with me and you

😆

And they claim our debt is massive

And the economy’s on the rocks

But the truth is Tones and sloppy Joe

Are economic cocks

But to gain control they’ll do and say

Whatever the hell it takes

Proving once again the Liberals

Are monumental fakes

😯

And their idea of the economy

Is, run it like a family plan

To not maintain the house or car

Even though they know they can

And though the roof is leaking

And the car is on the skids

They would rather keep the money

Than have a good home for the kids

😦

And though the car is broken

The stupidity of this mob

Is they’d rather save the money

Than upgrade to save their job

So when the Kingswood starts to fail

And they cannot get to work

Tones will sell the family farm

The rabid, right wing jerk.

😀

So he want’s to run the economy

Like he would the family budget

But the man (?) is such a hypocrite

And he thinks that he can fudge it

Cos he has a mega mortgage

On the Abbott family home

So it’s fine for him, but our modest debt

Is more than we should own

😯

So when they scream of massive debt

And things we can’t afford

All Aussies with a mortgage or car loan

Should shout with one accord

“You Liberals are all hypocrites

With your economic scares

So don’t tell us, you know the score,

Ring Lifeline… and tell someone… who cares

😀

Holden Kingswood Stationwagon
“NOT THE KINGSWOOD?” (Photo credit: FotoSleuth)