The Suppository of Wisdom!

The Suppository of Wisdom!

I will take this opportunity to apologise in advance for anyone that might be offended by some of the language in this little ditty, but as most that know me would understand, this was the poem that was begging to be written   😯

So without further adjure, here it is:

The Suppository of Wisdom.

 

The suppository of wisdom

Is a curious little thing

It’s placed in nether regions

To make you look quite dim

It’s used by Abbott’s LNP

To produce their fiscal charts

And explains the gross stupidity

Of Abbott’s great brain farts

😯

So what is a suppository

And what’s it supposed to do?

You shove it up your botty hole

To clean out all the poo

It’s not a thing of wonder

And it’s not a thing of class

And it’s not usually a wisdom thing

Cos you shove it up your arse

So was it just a Freudian slip

Or something much more telling

As the lack of Abbott’s costings

Says that something there is smelling

Cos the timing of the statement

Coincides with the public hit

That the LNP are suffering

From talking economic shit

🙄

So their suppository of wisdom

Shows, for them, it really works

As their wisdom has deserted them

And left a bunch of jerks

Who expect us to believe them

And take them at their word

When the crap that dribbles from their mouths

Is totally absurd.

😯

They try to sell us “Fraudband

Which most know is just a crock

Through their expert, Malcolm Turnbull

Who’s a lying little cock

Chris Pyne talks education

Calling Gonski just a con

Then he backflips cos they’re losing ground

But his credibility’s gone

😦

With Morrison, stupidity flows

At a shocking rate of knots

Encouraging people smugglers boats

Cos the truth, is he wants lots

To prove that Labors plans won’t work

But his, are plans that will

But he’s overdosed on suppository’s

And now he’s just a dill.

😯

Now Julie Bishop’s had her hit

And her wisdom’s sadly lacking

And from her foreign affairs portfolio

The woman just needs sacking

She’s verballed all our neighbours

And her honesty’s a farce

As she throws death stares at everyone

Whilst talking through her arse.

🙄

But for the suppository of wisdom

By far its biggest users

Are Abbott and Joe Hockey

Those mega truth abusers

They lie about the economy

And all their hidden cuts

And they treat us all as idiots

When it’s them that’s really nuts

😯

So stop using your suppository’s

Cos wisdom’s what we need

From the right wing politicians

Instead of personal greed

We want some proper costings

And you to do your sums

Or like your suppository of wisdom

You can shove your policies up your bums.

😀