Said the Abbott to the Bishop… Victory?

Said the Abbott to the Bishop… Victory?

Said the Abbott!

Ok truth seekers, as we face the the second week of the Abbott led Murdoch government, and the advent of his first ministry, I thought it might be a good idea to start the week as we mean to carry on, with a little bit of light relief   😀

So I have added another episode in my “Said the Abbott to the Bishop… ”  series of poems with;

Said the Abbot to the Bishop… Victory?

 

Said the Abbott to the Bishop

I have realised my dreams

I can’t believe the voters

Were all sucked in by my schemes

And now I am the PM

I’m not sure, quite what to do

Cos those bloody lies and slogans

Have just dumped us in the poo

😯

Those blasted Indonesians

Are already such a pain

Rejecting two main policies

Make our plans look quite insane

We’ve only been here for a week

But already they won’t play fair

So you’d better go and talk to them

And show them your death stare

😉

We promised turning boats around

And buying some as well

So if your death stare doesn’t work

Our plans are shot to hell

They should recognise my mandate

As Australian PM

But I’ll bet they’re getting back at us

Because you verballed them

😦

Said the Abbott to Scott Morrison

Our Sovereign Borders Slogan

We urgently must implement

So find a three star bogan

A General like Jim Molan

Would be my preferred pick

A gung ho man who’ll turn boats round

And won’t make me look a dick

😯

He’s gotta look impressive

And he’s gotta play his part

So that Operation Sovereign Borders

Doesn’t look like a brain fart

And if those leaky fishing boats

Continue to keep coming

Then we’ll pretend to look the other way

And start whistling, or humming

😉

Said the Abbott to George Brandis

Attorney General is your game

And you’ve proven quite conclusively

That “Justice” is just a name

To be discarded easily

So charges can be dismissed

Just like you did for Peta

with her charge of driving pissed

🙄

And you’ll really have your hands quite full

With Ashbygate and Thomson

Cos we really don’t want either case

To bite us on the Johnson

So play the game the way you do

And try not to get caught

Cos we shouldn’t be too blatant

With our legal system rort

😀

Said the Abbott to the Sloppy Joe

The new emergency

Is to make the budget look much worse

Than it does look currently

So call in Pete Costello

And his budget, fudging team

To produce a budget nightmare

From the Labors budget dream

😯

Cos we know that our scare mongering

Was nothing but a farce

But we cannot let the people know

We were talking through our arse

And our fiscal credibility

Is really on the line

And we mustn’t let the people know

Our Country’s doing fine

🙄

Said the Abbott to the Bronny Bishop

The speaker you will be

Cos young Julie Bishop’s the token woman

In my ministry

And I think you’ll do a stellar job

And it’s not about your gender

It’s cos you ride a mean high horse

And are a great truth bender

😀

Your hair will be distracting

And your voice can get quite shrill

And you’re not as good as Julie

But your looks can also kill

And we know you’re not impartial

So I’m sure you’ll do just fine

To keep the rabble in their place

As you tow our party line

😯

Said the Abbott to Mal Turnbull

You have done your job, right proper

To promote our modern bronze age

By retaining all that copper

Cos the truth is that our NBN

Is not about the speed

It’s all about us pandering

To Rupert Murdoch’s greed

😯

Said the Abbott to the faithful

There’s now work that must be do

Turning lies and spin to policy

Instead of cattle poo

And although the history books should show

We’ve won a great victory

Don’t you all, get carried away

Cos it’s really… all about… me

😀

Sainthood here I come!