Sorry for what Tony?

imagesSorry for What Tony?

So the apologies have begun, for Abbott and co offending all our neighbours,  but what about an apology to us, the people of Australia, for all the deceptions, misinformation and lies that we were told, and the real waste of the tax payers… the LNP trough snouting?

Sorry for What Tony?

‘I’m sorry’ Tony Abbott said,

‘That you’re feeling much maligned

By my pre election rhetoric

That left you well defined

As that really nasty neighbour

That would beat asylum seekers

When the truth is that the LNP

Are less than truthful speakers


Our intent was not to cause offense

But to cause a bloodless coup

We didn’t think as a consequence

We’d end up in the poo

As Malaysia is a friend of ours

That cannot be denied

And you can rest assured president Razak, that

When I said those things… I lied


So we didn’t really mean it

It was just our politics

And I’m sure it won’t be the last time

That we’re made to look like dicks

Now you really must excuse me

Because, while I’m feeling fit

I need to meet the Indonesians

And tell them the same shit…Oops


But I will not say I’m sorry, for being

Twenty minutes late

For the start of the APEC summit and

For making delegates wait

Cos I bumped into an old friend

Who’s now Canadian PM

And a right wing mate is much more fun

Than spending time with them… Doh


And for wanting free trade MOU’s

I won’t apologise

And I’ll sign up to most anything

To strengthen all my ties

I’ll woo the Chinese Communists

And Pacific nations too

Cos my corporate mates are really keen

To see them all go through


To the Trans Pacific Partnership

I’ll gladly sign us up

And I’ll hide the fact that for Australia

They’re selling us a pup

With ISDS arrangements that will

Favour corporate law

To build the wealth of billionaires

At the expense of the Aussie poor


But for rorting, I am truly sorry

That we got caught out

As the trips to right wing weddings

Showed a trough that’s full of snout

Though George tried hard, to justify

The claims that we all made

To dodge a major scandal

The money we repaid


Though I definitely won’t say sorry

For claiming my pollie pedal

Not only should I claim expenses

I deserve bloody medal

For riding on roads that are riddled with pot holes

That are off the beaten track

Whilst dealing with sore testicles

And a sweat rash up my crack


And volunteering for the bush fire brigade

Is such a noble calling

But to not get paid to volunteer

To me is quite appalling

Cos my time is very valuable

And to gain a pollie’s perk

Is a claim that’s quite legitimate, cos

Photo ops are damned hard work


So there is much that I am sorry for; that that woman,

Wouldn’t lay down, and die

That I couldn’t bring down her government

Though I gave it my best try

And I’m sorry that it took so long

To realise my ambition

But as far as my expenses claims

I won’t show much contrition


Cos now I am the PM man

And fulfilled my destiny

What happens in Australia

Is really up to me

And I don’t need to be sorry

When I claim that extra pay

Cos I’m the leader of the LNP

And it’s in our… DNA.’



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222 Responses to Sorry for what Tony?

  1. Bighead1883 says:

    Seen this,The AFP has been asked to look into Abbott and Brandis.


  2. cornlegend says:

    I reckon it’s time to find out, what legal action can be taken against the likes of Farrell, and co.
    This is theft, or fraud.
    No ifs, no buts, they are bloody crooks, stealing from the taxpayer.
    I wrote to the Federal Police earlier today, asking if this in fact was a crime, and what they were doing about it.
    Of course it’s a bloody crime, but thought I’d ask anyhow 😀


  3. cornlegend says:

    “Mr Randall also claimed another $5000 for himself and a family member to travel to Melbourne for what he said was a “sitting of parliament” – on a Saturday and not in Canberra.”
    What do you classify this as ?
    Fraud ?


    • Truth Seeker says:

      Cornie, certainly looks that way to me 😯 Mind you I’de be happy if the whole bloody lot of them were investigated, and gaoled 😀

      Cheers 😀


      • Bighead1883 says:

        I shit myself guys as when I downloaded the pdf`s of the two pages they went zip into fuck knows where.
        I`m awaiting for moderation on IA and on your trough snouting page
        I did this so they might get through from the ABC story..
        The MSM will kill the story,I bet.


  4. cornlegend says:

    They’re after you mate.
    vanishing zips !!!!
    Them bloody LNP !!!!!!!!!.
    I have forwarded them on as well to other sites.


  5. cornlegend says:

    I can’t,
    I’ve got to stay home to feed the animals.
    Truthy might like to fill in for me.
    enjoy your holiday 🙂
    I hear they stick it right up Lefties 😀 🙂


  6. cornlegend says:

    If the AFP got off their arses, and for one single time, acted like proper coppers, we might be able to send Barnaby, Farrell, Brandis and Tones with you for company.
    I bet that would make your day.

    p.s. Biggy m8, you could come back a convert 🙂


  7. Bighead1883 says:

    Such friendship is hard to find,corny.
    I`ll practice speaking in tongues right now.
    Stop arr ummm arrgh the aam hmm um aarg Boats.
    Where`s arrg arr arh the umma rrh Wedding.


  8. cornlegend says:

    shit you sound like the Lycra Loonie 😀


  9. washserf says:

    With hundreds of houses going up in flames in spring we have a federal government trying to Axe effective climate change policy just because of political purposes, to appeal to selfish people. Abbott and his government should die of shame!


  10. sue papa says:

    love your window Truthy! Sue x


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