So the apologies have begun, for Abbott and co offending all our neighbours, but what about an apology to us, the people of Australia, for all the deceptions, misinformation and lies that we were told, and the real waste of the tax payers… the LNP trough snouting?
Sorry for What Tony?
‘I’m sorry’ Tony Abbott said,
‘That you’re feeling much maligned
By my pre election rhetoric
That left you well defined
As that really nasty neighbour
That would beat asylum seekers
When the truth is that the LNP
Are less than truthful speakers
😯
Our intent was not to cause offense
But to cause a bloodless coup
We didn’t think as a consequence
We’d end up in the poo
As Malaysia is a friend of ours
That cannot be denied
And you can rest assured president Razak, that
When I said those things… I lied
😉
So we didn’t really mean it
It was just our politics
And I’m sure it won’t be the last time
That we’re made to look like dicks
Now you really must excuse me
Because, while I’m feeling fit
I need to meet the Indonesians
And tell them the same shit…Oops
😳
But I will not say I’m sorry, for being
Twenty minutes late
For the start of the APEC summit and
For making delegates wait
Cos I bumped into an old friend
Who’s now Canadian PM
And a right wing mate is much more fun
Than spending time with them… Doh
😯
And for wanting free trade MOU’s
I won’t apologise
And I’ll sign up to most anything
To strengthen all my ties
I’ll woo the Chinese Communists
And Pacific nations too
Cos my corporate mates are really keen
To see them all go through
🙄
To the Trans Pacific Partnership
I’ll gladly sign us up
And I’ll hide the fact that for Australia
They’re selling us a pup
With ISDS arrangements that will
Favour corporate law
To build the wealth of billionaires
At the expense of the Aussie poor
😦
But for rorting, I am truly sorry
That we got caught out
As the trips to right wing weddings
Showed a trough that’s full of snout
Though George tried hard, to justify
The claims that we all made
To dodge a major scandal
The money we repaid
😛
Though I definitely won’t say sorry
For claiming my pollie pedal
Not only should I claim expenses
I deserve bloody medal
For riding on roads that are riddled with pot holes
That are off the beaten track
Whilst dealing with sore testicles
And a sweat rash up my crack
And volunteering for the bush fire brigade
Is such a noble calling
But to not get paid to volunteer
To me is quite appalling
Cos my time is very valuable
And to gain a pollie’s perk
Is a claim that’s quite legitimate, cos
Photo ops are damned hard work
😯
So there is much that I am sorry for; that that woman,
Wouldn’t lay down, and die
That I couldn’t bring down her government
Though I gave it my best try
And I’m sorry that it took so long
To realise my ambition
But as far as my expenses claims
I won’t show much contrition
😯
Cos now I am the PM man
And fulfilled my destiny
What happens in Australia
Is really up to me
And I don’t need to be sorry
When I claim that extra pay
Cos I’m the leader of the LNP
And it’s in our… DNA.’
😛
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Seen this,The AFP has been asked to look into Abbott and Brandis. http://htmlimg1.scribdassets.com/3m7clbqby82zqd7s/images/1-7cdc2fbc84.jpg
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Bighead1883, thanks for the links 😎 it will be interesting to see their response 😀
Cheers 😀
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Labor should have done this the minute the facts came out. Whats the bet this request will disappear up Brandis’ arse like the oomibumbum bird.
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BUTT,they`ll end find it up Pyne`s arse because there`s just so much of it he`ll be the only one able to accommoDATE it.
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olddavey
oomibumbum bird
Hmmm
Interesting species
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Yes Cornie, when in the air, they form a conga line, and fly in an anti clockwise circle, due to a hugely inflated right wing, and the last one in the line makes a call that sounds suspiciously like “Formacircle?” 😯
Cheers 😀
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Cornie, I think they might be extinct but never mind, there’s enough replacements in the LNP.
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I reckon it’s time to find out, what legal action can be taken against the likes of Farrell, and co.
This is theft, or fraud.
No ifs, no buts, they are bloody crooks, stealing from the taxpayer.
I wrote to the Federal Police earlier today, asking if this in fact was a crime, and what they were doing about it.
Of course it’s a bloody crime, but thought I’d ask anyhow 😀
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“Mr Randall also claimed another $5000 for himself and a family member to travel to Melbourne for what he said was a “sitting of parliament” – on a Saturday and not in Canberra.”
What do you classify this as ?
Fraud ?
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Cornie, certainly looks that way to me 😯 Mind you I’de be happy if the whole bloody lot of them were investigated, and gaoled 😀
Cheers 😀
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I shit myself guys as when I downloaded the pdf`s of the two pages they went zip into fuck knows where.
I`m awaiting for moderation on IA and on your trough snouting page
I did this so they might get through from the ABC story..
The MSM will kill the story,I bet.
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Bighead1883
They’re after you mate.
vanishing zips !!!!
Them bloody LNP !!!!!!!!!.
I have forwarded them on as well to other sites.
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You next
Guantanamo Bay.
You bring the bait,I got the rods.
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See if you can get a non-smoking cell.
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M8,
I can’t,
I’ve got to stay home to feed the animals.
Truthy might like to fill in for me.
enjoy your holiday 🙂
I hear they stick it right up Lefties 😀 🙂
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Bighead1883, I’ve just approved you post 😀 They go into moderation if they have two or more links attached, it’s just a part of the spam filter 😦
Cornie, I can’t either, as I have a wife, a Schnauzer and guitar students to look after 😯 and my back’s still playing up 😥
Cheers 😀
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DD emailled me the same.Cheers.
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Shit,so now I`ve got to go arrh,urmm um arr a lot just to be understood.
It`ll be OK I`ll just tell them lots of Dubya and Deputy Dawg stories.
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Bighead1883 😆 😆 😆
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Biggy,
enjoy the stay 🙂
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No it`s alright it`ll be fine,MayilynS will make sure I`m looked after
I`m starting to feel better already.
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If the AFP got off their arses, and for one single time, acted like proper coppers, we might be able to send Barnaby, Farrell, Brandis and Tones with you for company.
I bet that would make your day.
p.s. Biggy m8, you could come back a convert 🙂
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Such friendship is hard to find,corny.
I`ll practice speaking in tongues right now.
Stop arr ummm arrgh the aam hmm um aarg Boats.
Where`s arrg arr arh the umma rrh Wedding.
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Biggy,
shit you sound like the Lycra Loonie 😀
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I`m ready then,bring me that bbn interthingy there Mal.
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With hundreds of houses going up in flames in spring we have a federal government trying to Axe effective climate change policy just because of political purposes, to appeal to selfish people. Abbott and his government should die of shame!
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washserf, thanks for your comment 😎
Yes, i agree, but sadly they have no shame 😯
But I do believe that they will get theirs 😀
Cheers 😀
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love your window Truthy! Sue x
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Sue, thanks for that 😀 I look forward to seeing your site, and the great work that you do 😎
Cheers 😀
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