Said the Abbott to the Bishop… Bugger!

Said the Abbott to the Bishop… Bugger!

With around seven weeks gone of the most incompetent and embarrassing government in this country’s history, that haven’t even sat as yet, and with around 149 weeks to go till we can kick this mob out (barring a DD, which we can but hope for), I thought it was time to add another episode in the series of; “Said the Abbott to the Bishop” .

so without further adjure…

Said the Abbott to the Bishop…Bugger!

 

Said the Abbott to the Bishop… Bugger

Being PM is hard work

I try to look the statesman

But I just look like a jerk

And if those bloody UN officials

Still insist the world is heating

Then I’ll ask old uncle Rupert

To give them a severe beating

😯

It was easy being LOTO,

Cos I knew just what to do

Repeat my lies and slogans

And throw heaps of cattle poo

But now I am expected to

Say things that make some sense

But my arse is sore from sitting on

The policy, barbed wire fence

😦

But I have to say I’m confident

Our borders are secure

Cos I’ve told those gullible neighbours

That my motives are all pure

I delivered all my spin and lies

With intelligence and class

And I couldn’t see our differences

With my head up Susilo’s arse

😯

And though we’ve acted quickly, to keep

The people in the dark

About all the boat arrivals

That on Manus we will park

The numbers are still getting out

While Scott Morrison’s skills, he hones

Cos those bloody people smugglers

Give “Illegals” mobile phones

😉

Said the Abbott to the Sloppy Joe

Over raising the credit limit

We’ll cop some flack from the ALP

No matter how we spin it

But you’ll laugh it off with scornful looks

Then on them, you’ll blame the lot

And it won’t affect your standing

Cos your cred’s already shot

😛

And uncle Rupert’s got our back, so

The truth, he will keep hidden

That our economic policies

Are nothing more than midden

From the blank look on your face I know

The mark I failed to hit

So I’ll try to make it simple,

Midden just means, pile of shit

😯

Said the Abbott to the party room

You’ve really done it now

With your snouts stuck firmly in the trough

You’re killing my cash cow

So sit and wait, till we legislate

To get it all for free

Cos the people need to realise

It’s the right of the LNP

😀

Said the Abbott to George Brandis

Have you done our conduct code

Cos we mustn’t restrict our access

To the expenses, mother load

And how can we live within our means

When our means are just too low

So to put in claims for everything

Is the way we need to go

😉

The journos, they wont question us

But those bloody bloggers will

So we’ll have to try and shut them up

With a “Blogger, shut up” bill

We’ll tell them what to write in

Articles and poetry

Cos the people mustn’t know the truth

About the LNP

😛

So go and get the bills drawn up

And be quick for heavens sake

Cos we’ll recall the parliament for five minutes

Just before the Christmas break

And we’ll force through all the bills we can

While nobody is looking

Then Sloppy Joe can concentrate

On the books that he is cooking

😯

We’ll keep our promises to our rich mates

And sell off all our assets

We’ll ignore the experts on global warming

And dismantle all its facets

We’ll make the moguls richer

While the poor just find it harder

To pay the rent and utilities

And to put food in the larder

😦

Said the Abbott to the MSM

We’ll do what must be done

To prove that trickle down economics

Is really lots of fun

Cos we’ll pay the rich polluters

And we’ll make the markets free

And handover rights to corporations

By signing the TPP

😯

And as the rich get richer

They’ll employ more of the poor

And the climate will start cooling

And the economy will soar

And the world will be a better place

But that’s all secondary

Cos the really important truth to grasp

Is that it’s all about me

😀

Said the Abbott to the people

I’m PM so show respect

And we’re a truly Adult government

With plans you can’t reject

So stop your petty whinging

And don’t treat me like a dummy

Or you’ll find yourselves in lots of strife

Cos I’ll go and tell… me mummy

😛