Knobhead!

Knobhead!

The complete KNOBHEAD

One of my fine contributors, Mel, refered to Abbott as a “Knobhead”, and then suggested that a song should be written about it.

Now as I explained in my reply to Mel, I wouldn’t waste good music on him, but a poem might suffice.   😀

So here’s a little rhyme, laying out a case for the label, and exposing LNP right wing “Knobheadery”   😯

This one’s for you Mel   😀

Knobhead

 

Some say we have a Knobhead

As Australia’s PM

And after some consideration

I must agree with them

He walks like a Neanderthal

And says things really slow

And he makes out like he understands

But he really doesn’t know

😯

He’s tried his hand at diplomacy

And failed at every turn

Cos he just ignores the experts

And that means he’ll never learn

He’s called himself a weather vane

But I think that’s being kind

Cos for political expediency

He’ll just change his freaking mind

😉

Now I’ve heard him called a scumbag

Or a slimy little worm

Or a stinking piece of doggy do

Or some other derogatory term

But a reference to a Dick or knob

With it’s sexual overtone

Is really rather fitting

As he screws us to the bone

😦

But he isn’t just a knobhead

He’s the LNP head knob

And just the first of many

From this coalition mob

Who lie and cheat, and play their games

To create a right wing hell

Cos it’s in their own best interests

And their DNA as well

😯

So here’s a few examples, of why

Knobhead’s a good fit

For mendacious right wing nut-jobs

Who are truly, full of shit

Like our treasurer Joe Hockey

And his economics crew

Who will trash our good economy

And dump us in the poo

🙄

There’s Scott Morrison who when asked a question

Just won’t give an answer

But will spin and jump and dodge and weave

Like some manic ballet dancer

And their minister for climate change

The stupid Mr Hunt

Who despite the weight of evidence

Thinks Climate Change is a lefty stunt

😯

On education they’ve got Chrissy Pyne

Who does a stellar job

At telling lies and dummy spits

An outstanding little knob

And Turnbull with their NBN

Is building us a dud

Providing slower down and upload speeds

The lying little crud.

😉

Julie Bishop’s foreign ministry

Is really quite a farce

As she trashes our reputation

By always talking through her arse

There’s Bananaby the simple

And Brandis the crooked too

And the speaker, Browyn Bishop

Who’s flushed the rule book down the loo

😦

So while these right wing idiots

Are having quite a ball

In trashing this great nation

Proving knobheads one and all

The Abbott has excelled himself

With the knobhead skills he’s mastered

And with every utterance from his gob

He’s confirmed, the biggest.. knobhead… bastard

😯