The Geriatric Bishop!
When Abbott appointed the geriatric Bishop as speaker, I knew that parliamentary standards were doomed!
A right wing nut-job who is at least a decade past her use by date, and showing signs of physical, intellectual and moral atrophy, in control of parliament is literally putting a lunatic in charge of the asylum.
She will undoubtedly go down in Australian political history as the worst speaker ever, which will fit well with this government’s dubious record of;
- The shortest honeymoon period for a new government.
- The most dishonest government.
- The worst PM.
- The worst treasurer.
- The worst foreign minister
- The worst education minister.
- The worst communications minister.
- The worst and most corrupt AG.
But then we are not even 3 months into their term yet, so I’m sure there will be more to come 😯
The Geriatric Bishop.
When Bronny Bishop got the job
Of speaker for the Abbott’s mob
She promised to play straight and fair
Whilst bringing honour to the chair
She said ‘name calling I’ll not abide
While in the chair I do reside’
But from the first she took a hit
As all she promised turned to shit
She claimed “Madame Speaker” as her tag
Then declared herself a right wing hag
With her first clear ruling all could see
Her allegiance to the LNP
As Chrissy Pyne quickly broke the rules
Their Bronny treated us like fools
As name calling she declared OK
Despite her promise the previous day
And from there it all went straight down hill
As the ALP had had their fill
They moved a motion of dissent
Against the speakers right wing bent
But the Liberal Bronny didn’t care
With her self satisfied grin and her helmet hair
Cos although she’d not been there one hour
She was already drunk on right wing power
And that was only her first day
With right wing bias, the state of play
And though we’re not yet three weeks in
The chair’s well tainted by her spin
And the office well and truly trashed
As her duty, and her bias clashed
For rules and precedents she’s despised
With points of order not recognised
And so the standard has been set
By this senile hag, who’s Abbott’s pet
With lies and spin her stock in trade
And her right wing bias well displayed
She’ll work to trash democracy
For the sake of the fascist LNP
And make our question time a farce
With rulings straight… from Bronny’s… arse