The Abbott’s end of year bash.

The Abbott’s end of year bash.

Well this will be the last poem for 2013, and I thought it was fitting that it be dedicated to our glorious leader (gag   :mrgreen:  ) and his honourable team….   (Choke… vomit   :mrgreen:   )   😳

The Abbott’s end of year bash.

With the new year quickly approaching

And the Abbott running so late

For the party, they settled on a “Hero’s” theme

And that everyone should bring a plate

To the Abbott’s inaugural End of year bash

Which they all thought was perfectly sporting

Cos by bringing the food, it couldn’t be seen

As just more of the LNP rorting


So Peta sent all of the invites out

With her usual, right wing spin

About not talking to the press

And maintaining their discipline

So they set up a big marquee tent

Moses was never this Buffed

Moses was never this Buffed

In the grounds of Kirribilli

And Abbott came as Moses…

Wearing lycra?… very silly


But he said it was LNP symbolism

For the “Exodus”… desert hike

As it would have been quicker and cheaper

If Moses was riding a bike

Then one of the smarter back benchers

Pointed out roads, in the desert, were poor

But after a long blank stare, and a wobbling head

Abbott said “That’s what mountain bikes are for!”


Brownyn the one sided speaker proved

"The Iron Bronny"

“The Iron Bronny”

With the rules, she’s a right wing truth snatcher

And her choice for a hero spoke volumes

As she came dressed as old Maggie Thatcher

With the title of “The Iron Lady”

Writ large on a sign cross her guts

Proving her use by date’s past expiry…

And she isn’t just senile… she’s nuts


And the plate that she bought was pavlova

A big high, and sticky affair

That looked less like a yummy dessert plate

And more like a plate of her hair

But she promised the taste was delicious

Like food of the Gods, she implied

But one taste was enough to convince them

That as usual she misled, and lied!


George Brandis came dressed as the sheriff of Nott

The Brandis of Nott

The Brandis of Nott

With a long robe, and the symbols of office

But when it came to outright corruption, he proved

That the Sheriff of Nott was a novice

With his “jobs for the boys”, running rampant

To assist with the governments agendas

Sacking top public servants and filling their jobs

With their own bunch of right wing truth benders


And the plate that he brought was a curry

Very hot, but lacking the meat

And a great metaphor for their policy direction

No substance, but plenty of heat

There was little by way of nutrition

Except for the rice, which was still rather sparse

And like pretty much all he comes up with

It looked like it came straight from his arse


Sloppy Joe, the treasurer in training

What can I screw up now?

What can I screw up now?

Came dressed up as Peter Costello

His economic hero, from the Howard years

And a sadly pathetic little fellow

Who changed the rules to suit himself

And a government that dropped the ball

And one that, according to the IMF,

Proved the most profligate government of all


And Sloppy Joe Hockey, brought a big pie

To share amongst the LNP mob

But they didn’t get time to sample it

Cos once again, Sloppy Joe was a knob

Who tripped up on his own calculations

And in slow-mo he saw his plate fly

And just like his party’s, policy direction,

It turned out to be “Pie in the sky”


The hero for, that moron, Scott Morrison

Napoleon Morrison

Napoleon Morrison

Was French Napoleon Bonaparte.

With Scott as the little Aussie general… disaster

There, to implement Abbott’s brain fart

Of “Operation Sovereign Borders”

Another “mega” policy disgrace

That leaves our great country Australia

With egg on its international face


And he brought a plate of those frogs legs

Keeping with his original theme

But asylum seekers, like legless frogs realised

The nightmare, from Morrison’s dream

As he soon found out that, for stopping the boats

There is certainly no magic potion

Cos the bastards use such tiny boats

And it’s… such a bloody big ocean


Julie Bishop chose Medusa

Medusa Bishop

Medusa Bishop

Her hero from Greek mythology

From serpent hair to the Bishop death stare

There’s an uncanny similarity

But where Medusa’s look, would turn

Unlucky souls to stone

The death stare, just turns people off

As her credibility’s blown


And she brought along some lamb kebabs

Or sheep impaled on a stick

A bit like how she does her job

The rabid, female dick

With pugilist diplomacy

The woman’s stock in trade

And the only legacy’s she’ll leave

Are the stuff-ups that she’s made


Chrissy Pyne didn’t read the invite wellbig bunny1+

And dressed up as a bunny

But while Peta Credlin was not amused,

The Abbott thought it was funny

And many thought a bunny suit,

For Pyne, a perfect fit

Cos all he does is hop around

Screwing things… and talking shit


He brought a bowl of rabbit stew

To help feed the LNP

But he tripped over his own rabbit feet

And dumped it on Barnaby

Who promptly tried to throw a punch

To hit the Liberal jerk

But Corman stepped into the fray

To do the bouncers work


Now Barnaby dressed as Gina

Banarnaby Rinehart

Banarnaby Rinehart

Didn’t land his knockout blow,

On Chrissy… cos the dress and padding

Made him way too slow

And as Chrissy twisted out of reach

With his flair for right wing spin

The misdirected flying fist

Hit Corman, fair  on the chin


Now Corman proved he wasn’t just

Corman Zombie

Corman Zombie

An economic dope

As he tried to stop himself from falling

By grabbing a Guy rope

He was dressed up as a zombie

But he should have been Coco the Clown

As he stumbled, then he bumbled

Then he brought the Marquee down


The Abbott stood there staring, as his

Head wobble, reached new heights

And all that he could think of was

“I’ll punch out all their lights”


But it wasn’t his punch, but Barnaby’s

That turned his “Do”,  to trash

Leaving ominous omens, for the year ahead

From the Abbott’s… end of year… bash



About Truth Seeker

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27 Responses to The Abbott’s end of year bash.

  1. cornlegend says:

    Summed up to a Tee mate.
    That my dear friend, is ONE PARTY I’m glad I wasn’t invited to.
    {I’m sure they would have welcomed me, but my Julia Gillard costume was in the wash} 😀


  2. Pam Rawlings says:

    You have put a smile on my face this morning, thank you for that. Great way to start the day. Too funny and so true. 🙂


  3. kate ahearne says:

    Lovely stuff, Truthie. You’ve ended the year with a bang. Happy New Year, and may we have many another chuckle together.


    • Truth Seeker says:

      Hi Kate, 😀 thanks for your comment 😎 and kind words 😀

      Yes I’m sure there will be more fodder in the new year 😯

      And a happy new year to you to 😀

      Cheers 😀


  4. diannaart says:

    Thank you Truthie – genius scribe, if I had to select a favourite portion it is Pyne in Bunny Costume.

    All dressed up for Rabbott.


    • Truth Seeker says:

      Dianna, thanks for your kind feedback 😎

      Yes, the underlying inference being that he really is a bunny 😯 I also enjoy the mental imagery of Bananaby dressed up as Gina 😆 😆

      Cheers 😀


  5. bighead1883 says:

    AH the best till last Truthy
    The perfect host will always do this
    And YOU have done it with Flare and Panache in the Truest Sense. 😀


  6. Gilly says:

    Nailed it, Truthie, Barnaby can’t get anything right. I don’t want to go so many nodding knobs spins me out.


  7. Gilly says:

    I have decided I want to go. Get the bag of fruit and a blue tie out and sneak in. Then when they have any interviews I will stand discreetly in the background and shake my head every time a noddy nods. I may not stay very long.


  8. Fed up says:

    Well are we all set for an exciting and positive new year.

    Yes, we all know, where the clowns you describe so well are heading.


    • Truth Seeker says:

      Fed up, thanks for your comment and the “like” 😎

      Yes they really are a bunch of no hope clowns 😦 and circus Canberra will be a show worth watching, if Shorten can get his act together, and stop acting like Abbott’s bestie 😯

      If the polls in WA are to be believed, then the new senate may be worse for Abbott than the one that he’s expecting 😀

      Cheers 😀


  9. melaine says:

    A fitting finale to a year of fine musings 🙂
    Thank you Truthie for all the wonderful poems and images you have shared with us seekers of truth.


  10. doctorrob54 says:

    Thank you very much for all that Truth man.You have talent Sir.I can not think of any other time that I laughed from the beginning to the end while reading a post in this forum.Usually to serious,as you know.Can’t say I liked one part better than another,but Barnaby punching Corman got me going.Can visualize slimy Pyne slipping out the way.Really great mate and thanks again.
    Sincerely wish you and your family and friends a happy,safe and healthy new year and on. 🙂
    Cheers 🙂


    • Truth Seeker says:

      Doctorrob54, Welcome to my site 😀 and thank you so much for your comment and kind words 😳

      I’m really glad you enjoyed my last poem for the year, and if there is one good thing about this pathetic excuse for a government, it’s that they will continue to provide inspiration (for all the wrong reasons) , that we can work with to highlight their lies, spin and downright stupidity, and hopefully have a chuckle along the way… At their expense, of course 😀

      I also wish you and yours a safe, happy and prosperous new year, and I hope you will be able to join us again 😀

      Cheers 😀


      • doctorrob54 says:

        I’ll be back my friend,would not miss it for the world.Call it therapy,call it whatever.I see it as learning,and credit this avenue as a means of maintaining some sort of sanity.Anyway,all the best again,until the next time,Cheers. :-0


  11. consider says:

    Fantastic effort as usual Truthy.
    Happy new year to you and yours and also to all of the Lounge- dwellers.


  12. cuppa says:

    A very enjoyable poem, Truthy. Really enjoyed the thought of those far right LNP wingnuts knocking themselves into a heap. Useless so-and-so’s…


  13. Truth Seeker says:

    Cuppa, thanks for that 😎 I’m glad you enjoyed it 😀

    Yes they really are a bunch of useless so-and so’s 😯

    Cheers 😀


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