Rewriting history.

Rewriting history.

Can people really be this stupid Nyahahahahahaha.

Can people really be this stupid Nyahahahahahaha.

This poem was inspired by Abbott’s “Davos” speech— he’s such an inspiration—   😯   Nyaaahahahahah   😆   😆   😆   …

But I digress… (Surely not?)   😀

Seriously though, I have to say that I stand in awe of the Abbott’s ability to get up on the world stage and proudly display such… Gross stupidity   😯

And on that bombshell… I give you:

Rewriting History.


Tony Abbott’s “Davos” speech

Was something to behold

A fantasy of right wing spin

Was what the Abbott told

A story of the LNP

And how they saved the nation

From an inconvenient GFC   😯

What wild imagination?


But he likes to rewrite history

On that he has some form

Saying things… And then denying them,

For Abbott is the norm

Along with broken promises and

Claiming credit for others work

And heaping praise upon himself

Whilst wearing the Abbott smirk


So meanwhile back to Abbott’s speech

And slogan after slogan

Has shown the world that we employed

A diplomatic bogan

A man in opposition mode

With not much in his head

But trashing Labor’s legacy…

But he’s trashing us instead   😯


He pointed to the Howard years

And what great work they did

As members of the IMF thought

“This bloke has flipped his lid!

He’s telling us we got it wrong

When we put out our report,

Showing Howard as “most profligate”

With his middle class welfare rort.”


And those that gave Swann his award

For worlds best treasurer

Are feeling more than slighted

By this economic self pleasure-rer

Who said before the election “We shouldn’t

Act beyond our station!”

And now this economic klutz

Has a plan for every nation.  😯


A plan he wants to implement

Through the G20 chair

The little Aussie bully boy,

Who’s plans are just hot air

He said we’re “Under new management”

And “open for business” too

But his speech and claims push home the point

That he’s full of cattle poo


How could he be so stupid

As to think that they might care

About his petty politics

And him beating his chest hair

About his slogans, spin and lies

Or his right wing fairy tale

And “Real” history will record this speech

As another Abbott fail


He’s an embarrassment to Australia

And a dangerous little man

Who serves the multinationals

And is Murdoch’s biggest fan

Who ignores the truth of climate change

For the profits of the few

Who will rape and pillage this great land

And flush our future down the loo


He’ll do the moguls bidding

Cos he thinks they’re really smart

And of their mega billions

Abbott wants to claim his part

But history will expose him as

A vindictive  little whelp

And he doesn’t need to run the joint

He needs… professional… help


Or the alternate last verse;


The really sad thing is that Abbott

Is the biggest fool

Cos he doesn’t even realise that

He’s only Murdoch’s tool

And the speech he gave showed once again

He’s not just lacking class

He’s lacking basic, common-sense

And he’s not… a PM’s… arse



About Truth Seeker

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34 Responses to Rewriting history.

  1. joy cooper says:

    Very well said Truth Seeker. 🙂

    The fool’s a tool or the tool’s a fool. Cannot make up my mind which to use. One thing I WILL NOT call him is PM. Won’t even use his first name. He gets the respect he deserves which is zero. 😆


  2. bighead1883 says:

    Thanks Truthy and for once I have nothing to add because not only did you cover all his imperfections you did it with great inflection, 😆


  3. Well said Truthy.
    l enjoyed Rupert standing at the podium with `his` boy, while Mr-Rabbit then went on to make a jack-ass out of himself in front of the world leaders. They must have laughed their fcuking heads off once out of sight of cameras and Mr-Rabbit.


    • Truth Seeker says:

      730reportland, thanks for your comment 😎 and feedback 😀

      Yes It would have been interesting to be a fly on the wall for some of the conversations that followed his speech 😉

      Cheers 😀


  4. Great poem Truthie & oh just so true.
    There are many people who can’t call him my PM as he isn’t a PM’s bootlace.
    When he stands up on a podium he looks totally out of place, with his leering grin eminating from his face.
    Boy wonder thinks he’s Gods gift to Oz but that’s not what we think, ‘cos what we’d all like to do is just drop him in the drink.
    The rest of the world is wondering what on earth has happened here, I must admit that it looks very much as if Rupert is TA’s master puppeteer.
    I missed Rupert standing by Abbott at the podium, only saw Peta diving into her handbag in the ‘clip’ of TA talking about clmbing mountains with Klaus whathisname. The whole thing(s) just make me cringe. He is just so incompetent as a leader.


    • Truth Seeker says:

      Sandra, thanks for that 😀

      Yes, it seems that the way that most of us feel about the Abbott, is becoming the wider consensus 😯

      Flick the Dick! 😀

      Cheers 😀


  5. melaine says:

    Another well crafted poem Truthie… we can but count down the days until his accumulated brain farts resulting from his over use of his suppository of wisdom finally rebound and hit Murdoch’s biggest fan in the face 😉


  6. diannaart says:

    Tosser Abbott – completely missing the major topics of concern raised by the majority of WEF attendees; Climate Change and the world future.

    Not even Howard was this excruciatingly single issue: money; financial success equals intelligence. Tosser Tony.


  7. Fed up says:

    Yes, that is what he did. He was telling them they all, all had it wrong when it come to the Labor government and the GFC, and all that has followed.

    Yes, he was saying. Look at me, I know all.

    Forget your silly ideas about our first female PM, she took my country to hell, that is how wrong you are.

    Yes, it is not the previous PM, which is held in high regard across the seas, but this wonderful country.

    I noticed ABC 24 news, only m3ntioned Abbott made a speech this morning. Did not the GG make one. After hiding in the dungeons for the last few months, this week he appears to be out hogging the limelight. Any sign of the misses?

    TT, good effort, even if Abbott makes the job easy. Nearly writes them himself.


    • Truth Seeker says:

      Fed up, thanks for your comments and links 😎

      Yes he’s a victim of his own stupidity, and a constant source of inspiration (for all the wrong reasons) 😯

      Cheers 😀


  8. Fed up says:

    It is great how one simple song, can sum it up well.


  9. Gilly says:

    A heroic effort TS. I admire the fact that you can put any thought about IT down without blowing a boiler. I had an 85 year old. lifetime conservative woman voter, a active pillar of the local community going crimson in the face telling me that Murdoch needs to be ‘taken out’.


    • Truth Seeker says:

      Gilly, thanks for that mate 😀 the process usually requires me blowing my boiler prior to the writing 😯

      And that woman is dead right 😀 and good that a conservative can see it 😯

      Cheers 😀


    • Russ says:

      Gilly, tell her to go ahead, who knows, she may get a bit of slap and tickle.


  10. Sum Ting Wong says:

    Another velly good job Mr Tluthy. I am ruvving all your poetry. See you in your Rounge bar after, I bling those gutses, Mr Biggie and Mr Luss with me. Cheers


  11. phil says:

    So the election was called some took the punt
    How were they to know Abbott was a useless cunt
    From Perth to Sydney and all points between
    The peoples choice was as silly as Mr Bean

    Mr Bean you say but he is as funny as fuck
    Abbott is a miserable cunt fresh out of luck
    Out of luck you say he won the election
    It wont be long he’ll soon run out of affection

    You see my friends once bitten twice shy
    Some folks wont vote for him but rather die
    So bring on the election lets get rid of this runt
    As I said in the first verse he’s a useless cunt.


  12. phil says:

    No worries. Not as good as yours but hey I’m pissed most of the time.


  13. frontad84 says:

    What a mess Australia is in
    Since Murdoch rigged Liberal’s win
    I think futures not sunny
    As I sit on the dunny
    Giving birth to Tony Abbott’s twin.


  14. phil says:

    Australia has become a full on total laughing stock
    And no it’s not the size of Abbotts tiny crusty cock
    Tiny crusted cock you say how can that be true
    for three months now he’s been fucking me and you

    Fucking me and you say nah he couldn’t get it hard
    This ugly fucker wouldn’t get a root in a wood yard
    He’s a Catholic you see he only roots to procreate
    There’s only been one immaculate conception he’s left his run too late.


  15. phil says:

    It’s midnight in the glorious West and I am really nicely pissed.
    Let me see which wanker in Abbotts team have I nearly missed.
    Scott Morrison nah he really thinks he’s a savvy Navy sailor.
    Kevin Andrews nah he looks like a pale pox doctors tailor.

    What about the Poodle Pyne a well dressed wanna be entrepreneur.
    Or Joe Hockey dressed like a bag of shit tied in the middle the treasurer.
    Let me see Julie Bishop with a face like ten miles of bad ragged road.
    Or is it the speaker Bishop who looks like a well dressed pregnant toad.

    A break me thinks.

    So its off to the fridge for me for another ice cold can of piss
    I’ll have a drink a bite to eat and think of who I’ll add to my list


  16. JoanG says:

    Congratulations truthie, I see your readership is way ,way up, compared to a few years ago. you must be doing something right, either that or else the population is sick of lies and are seeking the truth. Keep up the good work, you’re an inspiration


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