Rewriting history.

Rewriting history.

Can people really be this stupid Nyahahahahahaha.

This poem was inspired by Abbott’s “Davos” speech— he’s such an inspiration—   😯   Nyaaahahahahah   😆   😆   😆   …

But I digress… (Surely not?)   😀

Seriously though, I have to say that I stand in awe of the Abbott’s ability to get up on the world stage and proudly display such… Gross stupidity   😯

And on that bombshell… I give you:

Rewriting History.

 

Tony Abbott’s “Davos” speech

Was something to behold

A fantasy of right wing spin

Was what the Abbott told

A story of the LNP

And how they saved the nation

From an inconvenient GFC   😯

What wild imagination?

😉

But he likes to rewrite history

On that he has some form

Saying things… And then denying them,

For Abbott is the norm

Along with broken promises and

Claiming credit for others work

And heaping praise upon himself

Whilst wearing the Abbott smirk

So meanwhile back to Abbott’s speech

And slogan after slogan

Has shown the world that we employed

A diplomatic bogan

A man in opposition mode

With not much in his head

But trashing Labor’s legacy…

But he’s trashing us instead   😯

😡

He pointed to the Howard years

And what great work they did

As members of the IMF thought

“This bloke has flipped his lid!

He’s telling us we got it wrong

When we put out our report,

Showing Howard as “most profligate”

With his middle class welfare rort.”

😯

And those that gave Swann his award

For worlds best treasurer

Are feeling more than slighted

By this economic self pleasure-rer

Who said before the election “We shouldn’t

Act beyond our station!”

And now this economic klutz

Has a plan for every nation.  😯

🙄

A plan he wants to implement

Through the G20 chair

The little Aussie bully boy,

Who’s plans are just hot air

He said we’re “Under new management”

And “open for business” too

But his speech and claims push home the point

That he’s full of cattle poo

😯

How could he be so stupid

As to think that they might care

About his petty politics

And him beating his chest hair

About his slogans, spin and lies

Or his right wing fairy tale

And “Real” history will record this speech

As another Abbott fail

🙄

He’s an embarrassment to Australia

And a dangerous little man

Who serves the multinationals

And is Murdoch’s biggest fan

Who ignores the truth of climate change

For the profits of the few

Who will rape and pillage this great land

And flush our future down the loo

👿

He’ll do the moguls bidding

Cos he thinks they’re really smart

And of their mega billions

Abbott wants to claim his part

But history will expose him as

A vindictive  little whelp

And he doesn’t need to run the joint

He needs… professional… help

😯

Or the alternate last verse;

😀

The really sad thing is that Abbott

Is the biggest fool

Cos he doesn’t even realise that

He’s only Murdoch’s tool

And the speech he gave showed once again

He’s not just lacking class

He’s lacking basic, common-sense

And he’s not… a PM’s… arse

😯