Chrissy Pyne, the crown prince of whine!

Always… wait it was never?

Always… wait it was never?

Chrissy Pyne, the crown prince of whine!

I don’t know about you, but I, for one, am sick to death of the mealy mouthed “Mincing Poodle”  and his mega dummy spits.

He should be the minister for taking offence and overacting, cos he’s bloody useless at anything else, and his feigned outrage, and righteous indignation lacks all credibility, but smacks of gross hypocrisy!

So without further sdjure;

Chrissy Pyne, the crown prince of whine!

 

 

Chrissy Pyne, the crown prince of whine

Is up to his same old tricks

Of crying foul in his best poodle howl

In support of  state Liberal dicks

With the good guy Jay returned in SA

The poodle is now seeing red

So Mrs Pyne, please stop Chrissy’s whine

Just slap him, and send him to bed

😉

He’s a whiny little shit and a huge hypocrite

Who, on policy just won’t be pinned

Like Abbott, the knob, who’s in charge of this mob

He’s full of ‘right wing’ piss and wind

He’ll scream and he’ll shout, and throw out a pout

Just cos things don’t quite go their way

Then he’ll spit a big dummy, and call for his mummy

Take his bat and ball home… and won’t play

😯

Cos if there’s a gerrymander, that just doesn’t pander

To the LNP… then it’s all wrong

But it’s different I’ll say, when it’s leaning their way

Then they’ll claim they’ve a mandate that’s strong

Their hypocrisy abounds, and it really astounds

That they haven’t applied for the patent

Cos you’d think that they own it , by the way that they’ve shown it

They couldn’t be any more blatant

😛

And he acts so offended, like he’s just been rear ended

By a rhino with a bloody big horn

As his eyes start to bulge, we know he’s set to indulge

In a large dose of LNP scorn

So he’ll turn on his sneer, and he’ll chew off your ear

About Labor and their corrupt union mates

And with howls of derision he’ll claim every decision

Is made based on their Liberal mandates

😯

They claim that they’re thrifty, but they’re really just shifty

Not Gonski, but my Conski

Not Gonski, but my Conski

Like on Gonski, where their lies were exposed

They promised the same, but were playing a game

To make sure that the Government were deposed

They’d tell any fibs in support of their Libs

And their need to regain their controls

And with MP’s like Pyne, who do nothing but whine

All we’ve got is a pack of arse holes

😉

But wait, I digress in addressing the mess

Brought about by this mendacious mob

Cos with Chrissy, it’s plain he’s a right royal pain

And a typical, liberal knob

And his life must be hectic, cos he looks apoplectic

When he starts on his usual rants

As his blood pressure rises over those he despises

As he plays to the right’s… sycophants.

👿

His temples will throb, as bile flys from his gob

And his face would glow red in the dark

While Bronny the speaker, that mega truth tweaker

Treats parliament like it’s just a big lark

And between this mad pair, Prissy and helmet hair

Our democracy’s taken a hit

And we know in our souls that these “Liberal” arse holes

Are just turning our future to shit…

😯

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37 Responses to Chrissy Pyne, the crown prince of whine!

  1. Frank Ston says:

    Aaaah!, Magoo, you’ve done it again!

    It’s a cracker , Truthie.

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  2. consider says:

    Got him to a tee M8.
    Loved the bit about the rhino !!!!!!!!.
    Keep up the good work, it helps to keep us sane and on song.
    Cheers.

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  3. bighead1883 says:

    Yup that`s Prissy Truthy and Helmet Hair is the “Turd Tweeker Supreme” it oozes from every pore of her being.
    That`s what parliament reminds me of now,”Pass the Turd Filled Nappy”

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  4. melaine says:

    What a delicious way to start my day 🙂
    Thank you so much Sir Truthalot 😉

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  5. Geoffrey says:

    Oh he’s a piece of work alright. A cock sucker of the first order. A nasty, self serving, narcissistic, mealy mouthed poofter. As I am also a gay man, “poofter” if you like (the term bothers me not one bit), I feel completely justified calling him on this. He’s as gay as a drag show and his hissy nasty sibilant performances in the House are simply that, bad drag at it’s worst.
    I keep saying this, but, just give me half an hour in a locked room alone with that vile piece of shit and I swear he will never bother any of us us again.

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  6. Caz2 says:

    Your best yet! Well done!

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  7. Fed up says:

    I wonder if he continues to spend his time in the speakers office,, as he did in the days of Slipper. Does madam speakers see him as a beloved son. The looks she gives him, are of ones favourite person.

    I have never seen a leader of the house, direct the speaker on what she says and does before.

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  8. Fed up says:

    Bronny not following Pyne;s direction today. Something new.,

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  9. Fed up says:

    When the questions get through, Abbott’s seems to be having trouble answering.

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    • Truth Seeker says:

      Well they can certainly no longer claim “No Surprises” after the “Downton Abbey” brain fart, which most have admitted, they were surprised by. 😯 so another broken promise! 😯

      Cheers 😀

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  10. Deanne says:

    Loved the poem, most fitting. Just watched QT. She, Bronnie, has to go. Some of the Ministers might beat her out of parliament, they will probably be taken out on a stretcher. With the new rules to what we can say, does that give us a lot more scope. With all the red faces one wonders what is happening the other end of the body.

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    • Truth Seeker says:

      Deanne, thanks for your comment 😎 and Kind words 🙂

      Yes you wouldn’t give any of them house room 😯

      And I would suggest that the red faces are cos their “Suppository of Wisdom” Just isn’t working 😉

      Cheers 😀

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  11. olddavey says:

    Pine Nut was complaining to Bitchup during QT today that some on the left were red faced and screaming.
    Ans he was red faced and screaming. What a Knobhead.

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