Said the Bishop to the Abbott…
With the LNP looking more like the keystone cops chasing themselves around in ever decreasing circles, until they self destruct, or disappear up their own fundamental orifices, and ICAC threatening to expose the seedy underbelly of LNP laundering of illegal party donations, what do they do?
Well, Hockey hosts a $20 K + lunch for party donors, whilst telling the rest of us to tighten our belts… WTF?
And good old Bronny opens up the speakers suite for another LNP fund raiser, at a time when she is already regarded as being the worst speaker… well… ever! And again… WTF?
So I thought that this blatant disregard for propriety, protocols and just plain common-sense, should receive at least the same level of contempt, that they show towards us 😯 so, for a new twist on an old theme… here it is! 😉
Said the Bishop to the Abbott.
Said the Bishop to the Abbott
This speakers job’s a hoot
I’ve got a speakers suite to use
To help us get more loot
I’ll use my super dining room
For which we’ll charge a packet
And shift it through a trust fund
In a classic right wing racket
Our corporate vested interests
Will, stump up 50 grand
To join us in my speakers suite.
We could even get a band?
And if those bloody Labor gits
Complain that it’s not right
With my helmet hair, and Rhino hide
I’m ready for a fight
They say I’m geriatric
And a Harry Potter witch
And when I’m made Dame Bronny
I’ll be a “right royal” bitch
And I’m Loyal to the party
And I’ll fight the better fight
Cos we’re Liberals and we’re born to rule
And proudly… Rabid right.
Said the Abbott to the Bishop
You’re a speaker of renown
Who keeps the parliament shackled
While we talk the country down
You are such an inspiration
And to all, a right wing hero
As you maintain impartiality
With a strike rate of 100 to zero
And when they talk of bias and lies
It must be all for show
Cos you’re my political mummy
And you taught me all I know
Of honesty and integrity
And how to get a win
And how to never tell a lie
Through the art of right wing spin
Said the Bishop to the Poodle
You are such a darling boy
And I’m grateful for directions
Cos I’m still a little coy 😯
And sometimes hard of hearing
And my sight is failing too
But I have to say I love it
When you’re flinging poodle poo
Said the people the Bishop
You have done a stellar job
In supporting lies and rhetoric
And the mendacious Abbott’s mob
You say that you’re not biased
You think you’re full of class
But the truth is, you’re a party hack
And NOT a decent speakers… arse!