Said the Bishop to the Abbott…

Said the Bishop to the Abbott…

There you go Bronny, that’l boost your retirement funds.

 

With the LNP looking more like the keystone cops chasing themselves around in ever decreasing circles, until they self destruct, or disappear up their own fundamental orifices, and ICAC threatening to expose the seedy underbelly of LNP laundering of illegal party donations, what do they do?

Well, Hockey hosts a $20 K + lunch for party donors, whilst telling the rest of us to tighten our belts… WTF?

And good old Bronny opens up the speakers suite for another LNP fund raiser, at a time when she is already regarded as being the worst speaker… well… ever!    And again… WTF?

So I thought that this blatant disregard for propriety, protocols and just plain common-sense, should receive at least the same level of contempt, that they  show towards us   😯   so, for a new twist on an old theme… here it is!   😉

Said the Bishop to the Abbott.

 

Said the Bishop to the Abbott

This speakers job’s a hoot

I’ve got a speakers suite to use

To help us get more loot

I’ll use my super dining room

For which we’ll charge a packet

And shift it through a trust fund

In a classic right wing racket

😯

Our corporate vested interests

Will, stump up 50 grand

To join us in my speakers suite.

We could even get a band?

And if those bloody Labor gits

Complain that it’s not right

With my helmet hair, and Rhino hide

I’m ready for a fight

😉

They say I’m geriatric

And a Harry Potter witch

And when I’m made Dame Bronny

I’ll be a “right royal” bitch

And I’m Loyal to the party

And I’ll fight the better fight

Cos we’re Liberals and we’re born to rule

And proudly… Rabid right.

😀

Said the Abbott to the Bishop

You’re a speaker of renown

Who keeps the parliament shackled

While we talk the country down

You are such an inspiration

And to all, a right wing hero

As you maintain impartiality

With a strike rate of 100 to zero

😯

And when they talk of bias and lies

It must be all for show

Cos you’re my political mummy

And you taught me all I know

Of honesty and integrity

And how to get a win

And how to never tell a lie

Through the art of right wing spin

😉

Said the Bishop to the Poodle

You are such a darling boy

And I’m grateful for directions

Cos I’m still a little coy   😯

And sometimes hard of hearing

And my sight is failing too

But I have to say I love it

When you’re flinging poodle poo

😀

Said the people the Bishop

You have done a stellar job

In supporting lies and rhetoric

And the mendacious Abbott’s mob

You say that you’re not biased

You think you’re full of class

But the truth is, you’re a party hack

And NOT a decent speakers… arse!

😡