Tony the Plumber.

Tony the Plumber.

Tony The Plumber!”

A couple of days ago, I referred to Abbott as “Tony the Plumber”, and I thought that I should  follow that comment up with an explanation, for any that didn’t get my drift   😯    and a poem seemed like the obvious option.

So here it is:

Tony the plumber

 

Tony the Plumber was flushed with success

From his cheating, to score the top job

With his work crew all shonky

Being middle aged and honky

And owned by a mendacious knob

😯

He’s called “Uncle Rupert”, a media mogul

Who lives in a land far away

And he owns many arses

In the faux ruling classes

Cos that’s just his mendacious way

👿

He cheats and he steals and he does dodgy deals

Cos power’s the old mans main game

And he’ll do what it takes

To install his “owned”  flakes

So that they can all carry his blame

😦

And Tony the plumber was always a bummer

Punching walls, he’s a thug and a bully

They say a Rhodes scholar

But he worships the dollar

With a brain that’s decidedly woolly

😀

He’s a CC denier, and pathological liar

And the worst of a very bad lot

And they say that they care

And they’ll be more than fair

But on both counts they’re bloody well NOT

😯

And Him and Joe Hockey are feeling quite cocky

About the pain they’ll inflict with their budget

Though the cross benches say

That they’ll pass it… No way

They still hope, like their figures… they’ll fudge it!

😉

And though he should be sent packing, cos he’s seriously lacking

There’s nobody else to take charge

Cos Malcolm’s too left

And of cred, he’s bereft

With his lies and hypocrisy, writ large

🙄

Then there’s Sloppy Joe, whose left nowhere to go

Cos his fudge-it is fair on the nose

With his lies getting bigger

Than the Liberals can figure

With Sloppy Joe, anything goes

😯

Some mention Chris Pyne, the clown prince of whine

As the Abbott’s most likely successor   😯

Education’s his game

But the man’s quite insane

And he’s certainly no bloody professor!

😉

And his deputy Jules is another of Rupes fools

But for leader she’ll not get whirl

Cos she’s nasty and mean

And morally obscene

And it’s rumoured she might be a “GIRL”

😯

So with Abbott we’re stuck as his mob runs amok

And we have to find some way to foil it

Cos with royal regalia

He’ll destroy our Australia

And install… An American… Toilet.

😉

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