The Prince of Budgie Smugglers! 
And as the Bard may have put it:
“Alas poor Australia, who knew not Abbott’s felashio! 😯 And while tis foisted upon us to suffer the slings and arrows of Gina and Rupert’s outrageous fortune, we should expect no less than the maudlin cries of the suffering masses, under the relentless onslaught from…
The Prince of Budgie Smugglers.
The Prince of Budgie Smugglers
Likes riding on his pushie
He says, he likes the country roads
Where people are all… “Bushie”,
And he likes to hear from country folk
About their needs and troubles!
Which he promptly then dismisses
When producing his thought bubbles
😉
He thinks that wearing “Budgies”
Makes him look all big and bold
Like our very own Vlad Putin
Except when the weather’s cold 😯
But it serves to prove conclusively
Of class, the man’s bereft
And though he’s politically rabid right
His “Budgie”, is leaning left!
🙄
The Prince of Budgie smugglers
Is a Liberal for all seasons
Until it’s time to change his mind
For ideological reasons! 😉
Then the athlete rears its ugly head
And he starts a floor routine
Of backflip after backflip
Like he’s on a trampoline!
😀
But it’s not only his backflips
That he’s taken to new heights
He can fit a dozen porkies
Into media sound bites
And he’ll never answer questions
And he’ll never tell the truth
And he doesn’t hear the experts
Even when they have the proof!
😛
The Prince of Budgie Smugglers
Thinks, an Iron man, he’ll be
And a runner and a leader
Of the rabid LNP
But the only iron on display
Is that inside his nut
That’s wrapped around his little brain
And keeps it rusted shut
😯
It might be the salt water
Cos we know he likes his swimmin’
Or it could be that it’s just seized up
Trying to prove that he “Gets” women
Either way the truth is plain to see
He isn’t fit to do the job
And he isn’t here to save us,
He’s a lying little knob
😛
The Prince of Budgie Smugglers
For an athlete… isn’t fast
Cos his ears create a wind break
So he’s always running last
Like a metaphor for his politics
He’s a leader for our time
Which is true if we are living
Around 1939
😯
So you may be the Prince of Budgies
And a smuggler through and through
A liar and a bloody cheat
And full of cattle poo
And you think you’re really clever
But your lies have now been spotted
So instead of getting knighted
Just get well and truly knotted
😛
And you think you are a PM
But you lack the poise and class
And the diplomatic know how
So you’re not a PM’s arse
And you think you are an athlete
But we think you are a tyke
So shove your party up your budgies
And piss off… on yer bike!
😀
Sometimes it feels like shooting fish in a barrel 😉
By TRUTH SEEKER
Bloody hell, Truthie. What a hoot. Very difficult to choose a bestest bit, Loved your take on the Bard, though,
Maybe ‘Like a metaphor for his politics
He’s a leader for our time
Which is true if we are living
Around 1939’
Or maybe just ‘Piss off on yer bike.”
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Morning Kate 😀 and thanks for your comment 😎
I’m glad you enjoyed it, as it was supposed to be just a bit of fun, peppered with some salient home truths 😉
Yes they are some of my fave lines too 😀
And I hope all is good for you down in Tassie? 🙂
Cheers 😀
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That one’s song material. A hell of a jingle and vid parody 🙂
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Morning Jim 😀 and thanks for that mate 😎
Cheers 😀
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Yes I would put some music to that Truthie
It could almost become Australia’s new national anthem
Because the one now, is a big lie, Advance Australia Fair
Did I miss something because the fair has been missing for years
Gina and Rupert pinched it, Gina could of ate it, Rupert would of married it
Tony will try to blame Labor for the missing fair, but we all know
We will be back to singing God Save the Queen
whilst Tones names his new knights and dames
Australia the land of hard knocks, except if you are a fat cat….
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Dan, thanks for your comment 😎 and kind words 😀
Love your work mate 😀 especially the bit about Gina and Rupert 😆 😆 and so true 😉
Cheers 😀
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YUP that does it for me,whew I feel better now 😛
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Biggy, yes mate, it made my morning too when I’d finished it 😀 there’s nothing like a bit of a chuckle at Abbott’s expense 😀
Cheers mate 😀
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I can`t wait till July 7th to see the PUP Senate reps in action 😛
It really is going to be Forrest Gump`s box of chocolates 😯
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Mate, July will be a big month, and I turn 59 at the end of it, so I’m hoping for a DD in time for my birthday 😉
Cheers 😀
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Life is like a box of chocolates
Except Gina ate Australia’s box 😦
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😀 😀
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Truthie,
Yet again you’ve done the trick;
‘Rabid’ truly is a dick.
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Dianna, Love it 😀 😆
Cheers 😀
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As well as his Catholic Credos
Abbott tries to show off his Libidos
Like the Macho display
Demonstrated one day
When he stuffed a big sock in his Speedo’s
This is an old one but you can always find something in the archives to fit as he never seems to change from being an arsole.
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Frontad84, thanks for another fine contribution 😀
Yes mate, I’ve noticed that myself 😀
Cheers 😀
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Another good one Truthy.
I reckon the reason we don`t see the idiot swimming lately is that he is frightened his newly acquired wig will wash off.
With the poor reception his budget is receiving, watch for the Wedge politics start to ramp up.
Cheers mate.
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Consider, thanks for that mate 😀
Yes, it’d be great to be a fly on the wall, at some LNP meetings, as the wheels come off altogether… along with his wig! 😉
Cheers 😀
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Truthie you mention your Birthday near the end of July and I am sure all of your fans would like to send greetings on the day so how about the date ?
I am particularly interested as my 85th is on the 27th July and wondering if the same as your own.
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Mate, you beat me by 2 days 😀 Mine’s the 29th… WOW! 😯 it is going to be a big month 😉 with a grand finale 😀
Cheers mate 😀
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Mine too!
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There won’t be much room in the vat for a few days.
Truthie, you’ll have to borrow a pair of smugglers from Tones. I reckon you’d look hot in those bright green ones.
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Olddavey, mate there’s room for everyone in the vat 😉 But the only time that I would be seen in that mankini, is when hell freezes over 😯 and even then….?
And BTW the “Maaaaaate” is for your first comment 😀
Cheers 😀
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Maaaaaaaate! 😀
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My darling 🙂 is on the 27th July 😀
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Ah Leo’s… Hear us ROAR 😀
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And unfortunately for me I have beaten you by 26yrs as well.
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Mate, you’re doing well, 😀 and I’m not one to count, cos there are days I feel 100+ 😯
We just have to keep on keeping on 😉
Cheers mate 😀
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As Shortens asks, why does the PM lie, then lies about lying?
As Lyndal Curtis has just said, it is back to the future, an time when it was all about carbon. tax.
Shame that more than half the people now believe there should be a cost on carbon emissions. As Short just said, we are now back to one track Tony, We have Abbot repeating al e lies, in a repeat speech of the past. The RET is also indanger.,
Abbott has decided that the budget is no longer to be discussed. He is more interested in stopping those Jihads, just as stopped the boats.
One could say, yes back to the past. Not sure if it is 1839 at least.
Now we are in for more lies. Look like they are now out to kill the renewal industry.
As Hewso0n has asked of Abbott, here are the jobs coming from.
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Florence, thanks for your comment 😎
Yes, another look over there moment, so as to avoid the real issues… and there are plenty of real issues. 🙄
Abbott’s idea of renewables is to “Renew” the depleting stockpiles of coal by digging more out of the ground 😯
What A KNOB! 😉
Cheers 😀
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What really makes me mad is that PUP are going to agree with Abbott and scrap the carbon tax,
Why wont they take notice of all the experts ,instead of the sceoptics,DONT THEY HAVE CHILDREN,
the PUP will be a one term party just as Abbotts is going to be ,
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Never trusted Palmer in fact wrote this one before the Elections
I wonder and just can’t believe
In Palmer and what’s up his sleeve
I’ll bet raisins to dates
He and Tone are still mates
And he’ll ultimately help him achieve
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Frontad84, thanks for another fine limerick 😀
Mate If, as it appears, he has Al Gore on board, I’m prepared to give him the benefit of the doubt 😯 and I have to say I felt exactly the same as you until recently, but I have this strange feeling that Clive is, himself, warming to the idea of him being the peoples champion 😯
He may well turn out to be the surprise packet of this electoral cycle 😉 only time will tell????? 😀
Cheers 😀
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