Tony, you’re a carbuncle on the arsehole of humanity!

Tony, you’re a carbuncle on the arsehole of humanity!Arse1

This poem was written, as a response to the LNP bypassing the senate, to introduce their own version of  a… “Carbon Tax” on fossil fuels,   😯   and their culture of lies, spin, cheating and secrecy.

This current iteration of the LNP are undoubtedly the scum of the earth, and the worst government this country and arguably the “free” world, has ever seen!   👿

Tony you’re a carbuncle on the arsehole of humanity!

 

Tony you’re a carbuncle

On the arsehole of humanity

Your mendaciousness and stupidity

Are really self-explanatory

Your policy direction screams

“There’s questions about your sanity”

And parading in your “Budgies” says

You’re over endowed… with vanity

😯

You lied your way into the job

Of leader of our nation

With a party full of nut-jobs who

Suffer policy constipation

Promoting fear and loathing

And a lot of consternation

Whilst calling for “Mature debate”

And “Adult” conversation

O_o

A pugilist misogynist

With very little skill

Who’s proved that on the world stage

He’s a diplomatic dill

A hypocrite extraordinaire

A multinational shill

And though you’ve had just over twelve months

We’ve already had our fill

:mrgreen:

You’ve shown that for the parliament

You’ve nothing but contempt

Believing when it comes to rules

Your LNP’s exempt

With a party full of Catholics

Who really should “repent”

Cos through their gross dishonesty

Their credibility’s spent!

😯

You’re full of stupid slogans

And the old “Right wing projections”

Whilst beating up the vulnerable

Promotes Liberal erections

And pandering to your mogul mates

Takes us in the wrong directions

With money your only priority, and

The object of your affections

🙄

You’ve subverted our democracy

To realise your ambition

By talking down our economy

Which many call sedition

You’ve lied and obfuscated

With the goal to cause division

But the main thing you’ve achieved is

International derision.

😈

You’re a pigmy of an intellect

And an economic klutz

And not a visionaries bottie hole

You inhabit 50’s ruts

Who when confronted with truth or facts

Responds with dissenting “buts”

And while blind supporters think you’re great

The rest just think… you’re nuts!

O_o

Your arrogance is astounding

Cos you’re nothing but a tool

Used by 1percent’ers

You’re an ideological fool

You think you are a leader

But you’re just a right wing ghoul

Who’s line should be ejected

For the human genome pool

😯

With nought but warped priorities

And very sick agendas

You’re a party of self interest and

Wasteful, rorting spenders

Where jobs for mates are now the norm

Ignoring public tenders

And the Abbott’s not a PM’s fart

He’s the Prince… of all truth benders

😯

Abbott's head1+

 

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12 Responses to Tony, you’re a carbuncle on the arsehole of humanity!

  1. melaine says:

    You really nailed it with this one Truthie 🙂

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    • Truth Seeker says:

      Deepinthoughtfulthinking, welcome to Truth Seekers 🙂 and thanks for your comment and the like 😎

      Sorry it took a while to approve, 😦 but I have just got back from wasting 3 hours trying to deal with bureaucracy 😡

      Anyway, thanks for your kind words, 🙂 and I hope you can join our conversations again 😀

      Cheers 🙂

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  2. bighead1883 says:

    Truthy well done and here`s my visual thoughts.

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  3. cornlegend says:

    Truthy, mate
    I would contend that he is the arsehole of humanity.
    Carbuncles , with treatment heal and all things are good again.
    Not so with this little arsehole .
    he did like to make stuff ups, so nothing has changed
    “Tony Abbott went on to attend Sydney University studying both economics and law.
    Notable friends of Abbott at University included Greg Sheridan who is now the Foreign Editor of The Australian.
    While at University, Tony Abbott was charged with indecent assault (the case was later dismissed by a Judge).
    He was also caught by the police vandalising a street sign, which also resulted in an appearance before a Judge who found him guilty but recorded no conviction.
    During his time at University, his then girlfriend told him that she was pregnant. Marriage was discussed before Abbott developed “cold feet” and the relationship ended. As abortion wasn’t an option, they decided to adopt the baby out. [DNA testing years later proved that Tony Abbott wasn’t the father.]”

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    • Truth Seeker says:

      Cornie mate, I agree with your assertion, but I would still contend that a festering pustule on the arsehole of humanity puts him a level or two below “Humanity” , and once excised, which hopefully he will be at the next election, the Areshole itself (The LNP, and all right wing nut-jobs) will go back to being the areshole of humanity – Something to be wiped clean after all the shit has been expelled 😯

      But I think we can both agree that he is the lowest of the low? 😀

      Cheers mate 😀

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      • cornlegend says:

        OK, he’s the carbuncle, but the discharge out of it is his arsehole LNP mates.
        Then again, would Abbott have any mates ?

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        • Truth Seeker says:

          Mate, as I said in “The aspirational voter…
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          Cos they’ll use you up and spit you out, and move on to the next
          While you lay there on your dying bed, feeling lonely and perplexed
          So think long and hard you aspirational lot, before you join their ranks,
          As a handshake and a BBQ will be your only thanks.
          And a life of service to the LNP, just isn’t worth a kipper
          For there are no real friends in the radical right, just ask… Peter Slipper.”
          😛
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          Cheers 😀

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  4. Jim says:

    He’s done his job and laughing all the way to the bank.

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