Sloppy Joe’s a jumper?

Sloppy Joe’s a jumper?

And as poet laureate to the G20 ( self appointed   😀   ), I felt it my duty to also cast a spotlight on the other Australian major player (and I do mean player   😉   )   at the G20.

The acting ( and I do mean ‘acting’   😯   )   Co-host, Treasurer ( and I use the title ‘Treasurer’ with tongue firmly planted in cheek   😉   ), Sloppy Joe Hockey, is the one that is there to guide the worlds finance ministers through this most important economic forum… WTF?   😯

And as the last day gets underway, and we are all still reeling from the gross embarrassment and cringe-worthiness of the Abbott’s foray into domestic political whinging on the world stage,  despite the worlds condemnation of his previous efforts in this area, we have to concede three things about Abbott and Hockey;

1. They are both liars   😯
2. They are both idiots   😯
3. They never learn   🙄

And on those bombshells…

Sloppy Joe’s a Jumper

 

Sloppy Joe’s a jumper

Which is somewhat over size

But it’s also our fat treasurer

Who really takes the prize

For grossly overacting,

Economic lies and fear

For shedding lots of crocodile tears,

And verbal diarrhoea

He says that economically

There’s nothing he can’t fix

But the truth is, he’s just one of many

Liberal party Dicks

😯

A man of grand proportions but,

Little brain capacity

Which makes him just a perfect fit

For the Abbott’s LNP

He suffers self-aggrandisement

He thinks he’s really smart

Whilst trying to sell his budget

Which was just a big brain fart

He talks of heavy lifting

While he smokes his fat cigars

Of lifters and of leaners

But he’s talking through his arse

He wants to slug the unemployed

And pensioners as well

The frail, the sick and vulnerable in his

Version of right wing hell

He’s nasty, mean and tricky with

Austerity his only tool

Proving he’s no intellect

Just an economic fool

He danced around his office

King for a day, but a DICKHEAD forever! 👿

When he brought his budget down

To “This is the best day of my life”

The rabid right wing clown

😈

But the country wasn’t dancing

Cos it took a massive hit

From the fat man we call Sloppy Joe

And his budget, full of shit

He said we need co-payments to make

Medicare sustainable

But not one cent goes to Medicare

Proving, of crap, his budget’s full

He screams “Budget emergency”

And of our “Massive debt”

Which they’ve doubled since they came to power

And they haven’t finished yet

🙄

They’ve ordered very expensive planes that

Have question marks around,

How well the bloody things perform

When you get them off the ground

They’re called a “Joint” strike fighter

But its partner we can’t buy

Which is really bloody stupid

Cos its the one we know can fly

And the only firm conclusion

When we wonder what’s the point

Is that before they signed the contract

They must have smoked the bloody “Joint”

😯  

And Sloppy Joe’s a jumper

Cos he quickly “jumped” on board

With right wing nut-jobs round the world

To sell their austerity fraud

And trickle down economics

Which is his ideological dream

Even though most respected economists know

It’s a right wing nut-job scheme

With no real sound foundation

To redistribute the wealth

Except to those that need it least

By dishonest right wing stealth

👿

And as he steps up to the mike

To spruik his bad agendas

The world will see quite clearly that

We’re led by mad truth benders

With Abbott talking domestic fails

And Hockey much the same

They’re such a great embarrassment

And to Australia’s shame

Their policies are old and bad

They haven’t got clue

And Sloppy Joe like Abbott are,

Just full of cattle poo!

 

Sloppy Joe’s Job creation scheme… WTF?