Oh the Newman-ity!

Oh the Newman-ity!

As we head towards the final week of the QLD election campaign, and the polls are, IMHO, reflecting more the views of Rupert Murdoch et al, than those of the wider QLD community, it’s only to be expected that Newman should suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous scrutiny, not to mention outrageous poetry, followed shortly thereafter by outrageous misfortune   😯   😉

I was going to call this one  “Oh the humanity!”, but there’s not a lot of humanity on display with Newman or the LNP more widely, but rather much ego driven self aggrandisement, and many unanswered questions over gross self interest, conflict of interest issues, and their litany of suspect, some would say corrupt, practices.   😈

 

Lies, general dishonesty, backflips and self serving policy direction are the hallmarks of  the Newman State governments first and hopefully last term of office, with the shadow of corruption  and conflict of interest, hanging over many of the ministers, from the top down, and threatening to blow the LNP wide open, with winning the only option for covering up their mendacious and corrupt dealings.

It’s very telling about a government, when their own start publicly crapping on them, like the extraordinary diatribe unleashed on Newman by that doyen of right wing nut-jobbery, Alan Jones   😯 with  other disaffected Liberals like Clive Palmer, and Dr Chris Davis adding to the chorus of discontent.   😯

 

So QLDers, you don’t have to believe us, take it from the LNP insiders, who know!   😉    But if you had believed us at the last election, we wouldn’t be in the mess, in which we now find ourselves   😡

So my fervent cry of despair, at the mere thought of another 3 years of this self serving and corrupt LNP government is;

Oh the Newman-ity!

 

Oh… the Newman-ity

Of self absorbed inanity

That’s enshrined in Newman’s vanity

And proves the mans insanity

He’s just a raving knob

😯

On the subject of mendacity

Newman has a great capacity

For lying with Tenacity

And lacking all veracity

He’s not fit for the job

👿

He’s a wrecker of ecology

With his whacko ideology

He suffers cash idolatry

And he owes us an apology

The little right wing slob

😡

He’s stuffed the states economy

With spin and gross dishonesty

That’s expected from the LNP

And the hallmark of their polity

Lies flow freely from his gob

😯

Our assets he’ll be “Leasing”

As by stealth our ownership’s ceasing

And our state he will be fleecing

While his palm, corporates are greasing

As hard questions, off… he’ll fob

🙄

He’s a little man who’s sleazy

And particularly greasy

With an arrogance that’s breezy

And corruption he finds easy

Cos he’s a crooked right wing snob

😈

With his morals all but missing

Up the wall, our lives he’s pissing

As miners arses he is kissing

You can hear the serpent hissing

While insiders start to dob

😯

His credibility’s lacking

And his smug demeanour’s cracking

We have to send him packing

Cos he really does need sacking

He isn’t worth two bob

🙄

His ideas must be rejected

And his party not selected

Cos we’ll all be so affected

As their corruption is perfected

And our future they will rob

👿