Wipe the grin off Tony’s face!

Wipe the grin off Tony’s face!Abbott toilet paper

This poem was written out of sheer frustration, and inspired by a couple of things.

Firstly, I’m sick to death of seeing that sneering smirk of Abbott’s, accompanied by his blatant lies and fudged figures every time I turn on the TV   😡

And secondly, Biggy’s post of Toilet humour, which reminded me of a silly idea I had a few days ago   😯

So while “toilet humour” is pretty base, IMHO it’s exactly the kind of derision that the Abbott deserves, and besides there’s not been much to smile about of late, so I thought a bit of light relief was not only in order, but sorely needed   😀

And the best and most deserving object of scorn and derision, that I can think of, is Tony Abbott, Prime Moron!


Contains base, toilet humour   😯   



Wipe the grin off Tony’s face!


To wipe the grin off Tony’s face

Is what I’d love to do

To see him slowly sinking

In a pile of his own poo

A mess of his own making

From a defecating jerk

Who suffers mental diarrhoea

With a sneering bloody smirk


As PM there is little doubt

The Abbott’s a disgrace

With a smirk so irritating

As he lies straight to your face

Some say he’s pathological

Some think he’s just plain silly

But you couldn’t get that stupid

Playing with a second willy

O_o   o_O

I know of some who think reward

For all his mad Brain farts

Should be to put his picture up

As target for their darts

To show their level of disdain

For this national disgrace

And wipe the stupid, smirking grin

From Tony Abbott’s face


Some say he should be pilloried

For his stupid captains calls

For fairness claims they’d gladly kick him

Fairly in the balls

He’s made us all embarrassed

A worldwide laughingstock

He’s trashed Australian democracy

The raving little cock


Some think an Abbott dunny roll

Would be a bit of fun

To wipe the grin off Tony’s face

When your toilet time is done

But we’re not one Rupert Murdoch

And we have a lot more class

Than to have the Abbott’s smirking face

Placed that close to our arse


And we know that Abbott’s forte

And his area of form

Is incompetence par excellence

Where great failure is the norm

And a failure of his dunny roll

Is something you would hate

Leaving you red faced and angry

With your finger up your date


Which is really a good metaphor

For Abbott’s dopey rule

As puppet of the IPA

And Rupert Murdoch’s tool

He’ll slash and burn our services

To satisfy his donors

While attacking the poor and powerless

To give his MP’s… boners


And while aspirational voters

Who are just too dumb to think

And will never smell the Abbott rat

For the strong corruption stink

Will approve the lies and budget cuts

And so much more to come

As he takes their own self interest

And shoves it fairly…up their bum!


So heed the call and wipe the smirk

Right off the morons face

By showing him Australians think

He’s a national disgrace

And help him learn the lesson

Of the ultimate rejection

By dumping Abbott’s sorry arse

At the next federal election!




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29 Responses to Wipe the grin off Tony’s face!

  1. Judes says:

    Another gem Truthy. 🙂 Anything with THAT face on it would be lacking in substance .. the cheaper 1ply variety, and as rough as sandpaper …

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Morning Judes 🙂 and thanks for that 😀

      Yes well put 😀


    • SF says:

      You’ll never manage to wipe that smile from his face with just some mere sandpaper, let me help, …with an industrial sized belt sander.

      Liked by 2 people

      • Truth Seeker says:

        Hey SF 🙂 thanks for your comment 😎
        And you’re right, but it’s a bit of fun to think of ways you might 😉


        • SF says:

          All good TS – Really no need to thank me for commenting, I appreciate the fact that I’m able to.

          Unrelated – Here is a link that needs to be out in the open – http://www.washingtonsblog.com/2015/05/12-minute-video-expert-lawyers-explain-us-war-crimes-americans-demanding-arrests-yet.html

          Liked by 1 person

          • Bighead1883 says:

            I`m tweeting his video now


            • SF says:

              Excellent idea, sadly here is another worthy cause that needs more attention, Saudi women kept as prisoners – http://www.mintpressnews.com/saudi-arabias-princesses-call-for-revolution-while-locked-up/205806/


              • Bighead1883 says:

                It gets all to hard as just myself I`m asked for 10-20 donations per day
                Probably 2-3 petitions per day
                The world`s run like our LNP government here-total bullshit and hypocrisy


                • SF says:

                  The world`s run like our LNP government Well yes, I consider AU a US puppet nation, where Non Neo-Con approved heads of state are swiftly replaced with those that are more willing to carry forth the Neo-Con agenda.

                  It all goes back to the fact that the US lost most of their sovereignty due to privatizations of valuable state owned assets and is now accountable to and carrying out the agenda of the big transnational corporations,

                  Donations & petitions they’re not as powerful as a good old fashioned boycott.

                  Talking about donations – As of next month all AU unemployed up to the age of 60 will be required to work for the dole, while increasing the number of employers to be contacted and while obviously spending an even larger portion of their budget on transportation,

                  Abbott’s austerity has arrived Australia, say bye bye lucky country.

                  While the LNP are lapping it up on the gravy train, even the PM’s daughter gets to rent KB house for $250 a week, some people pay similar rates for an inner city parking space.

                  Liked by 1 person

                • Bighead1883 says:

                  Is it any wonder that so many just wish to opt out and hop off this this friggin ridiculous train that keeps going in ever decreasing circles
                  I`m close to disembarking because the sheep are not worth saving IMHO and can just go to slaughter
                  This is why I`ve not lived in a city since `74 with only a hiatus to look after my father for 16 months prior his death
                  I don`t know who said this but I believe it`s a very old saying ‘all is lost once you start believing their bullshit”


                • Truth Seeker says:

                  Morning SF 🙂


  2. Bighead1883 says:

    Brilliantly spoken as this is no token
    Of society he`s broken
    It`s time it`s awoken
    Cheerz Truthy 🙂 ❤ it

    Liked by 1 person

  3. HO says:

    Brilliant once again Truthy.
    Chewin shit
    Is all he’s fit fer
    He’ll sure be “rolled”
    Come the election.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Morning HO 🙂 and thanks for your comment and feedback 😀

      Yes mate, chewing it, and shovelling it… at us 😡

      That’s why I like to give it back to him when I can 😀

      Cheers mate 🙂


  4. Frank Ston says:

    I must apologise – I don’t often find cause to disagree with you, but I must do so on this occasion.
    Given his background, his early vocational training and his offer to Tony Windsor, I wouldn’t let that smirk anywhere near my nether regions.

    Liked by 2 people

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Morning Frank 🙂

      Mate you must have misread it, cos that’s the main thrust of verse 5, and I agree entirely, unlike Murdoch who has Abbott’s nose jammed squarely where the sun don’t shine, 😯

      Cheers mate 😀


      • Frank Ston says:


        Mea culpa.
        I hope that you’re travelling well.

        Liked by 1 person

        • Truth Seeker says:

          Mate, still struggling 😦 but have the stress echo on Wed morning, followed by more specialists appointment for the next couple of weeks, so hopefully they might help O_o 😕

          I hope you’re doing OK mate? it’s no fun when everything’s hard work 😡


          • Frank Ston says:

            I had an echo (standard) two weeks ago and as a result I’ve got to have an angiogram on the 3rd to check pulmonary pressure which the cardio thinks might be causing the occasional rapid onset of breathlessness. Everything I can cross is crossed.

            Liked by 2 people

            • Truth Seeker says:

              Yes mate, I had a standard echo about 6 weeks ago, but the cardiologist wants to check my leaky valves under load O_o 😕 so then I’ve got to see him next week, and my lung specialist the week after 😦

              I had an angiogram about 16 years ago, when I had blood clots on the lungs, so I’ll keep my fingers crossed for you too mate, and my eyes cross just thinking about it 😯

              Liked by 1 person

  5. cornlegend says:

    One of the reasons for Abbotts cheesy grin, is his payday.
    It used to be said, “YOU PAY PEANUTS YOU GET MONKEYS’
    We don’t but we do !

    How much do these world leaders earn?

    Tony Abbott, Prime Minister, Australia

    Salary: US $ $507,338 per annum {Prime Minister Tony Abbott has a fairly modest base salary of $507,338 per annum, which is offset by generous allowances for accommodation, food, travel and other benefits.

    Xi Jinping, President, People’s Republic of China
    Salary: US $22,000

    Dilma Rousseff, President, Brazil
    Salary: US $120,000

    Vladimir Putin, President, Russia
    Salary: US $136,000

    Shinzo Abe, Prime Minister, Japan
    Salary: US $202,700

    Jacob Zuma, President, South Africa
    Salary: US $223,500

    Barack Obama, President, USA
    Salary: US $400,000

    Stephen Harper, Prime Minister, Canada
    Salary: US $260,000

    Narendra Modi, Prime Minister, India
    Salary: US $30,300

    Angela Merkel, Chancellor, Germany
    Salary: US $234,400

    David Cameron, Prime Minister, UK
    Salary: US $214,800

    Francois Hollande, President, France
    Salary: US $194,300

    Matteo Renzi, Prime Minister, Italy
    Salary: US $124,600

    Robert Mugabe, President, Zimbabwe

    Salary: US $18,000

    Pranab Mukherjee, President, India

    Salary: US $29,363

    Nicolas Maduro, President, Venezuela

    Salary: US $46,893

    Pedro Passos Coelho, Prime Minister, Portugal

    Salary: US $77,597

    Mariano Rajoy Brey, Prime Minister, Spain

    Salary: US $88,140

    Enrique Peña Nieto, President, Mexico

    Salary: US $159,681

    Recep Tayyip Erdogan, President, Turkey

    Salary: US $197,439

    Ban Ki-Moon, Secretary General, United Nations

    Salary: US $227,253

    Cristina Fernandez de Kirchner, President, Argentina

    Salary: US $315,091

    Jean-Claude Juncker, President, European Commission

    Salary: US $346,519

    Liked by 3 people

  6. SF says:

    Biggie, talking about sheep, the price of real estate has made significant gains in NZ recently.

    meh meh….


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