Said the Abbott to the Bishops…

Said the Abbott to the Bishops…Bronwyn catches ferry

Bloody Helmet Hair   😡   I just finished this poem, and she resigned   😡

How bloody inconsiderate   👿   , but that’s Bronnie all over, only ever thinking of herself!   😈

Anyway, credit where credit’s due   😯   as it’s the best thing (In fact the only thing   🙂   )  she’s done for the country since starting in politics   😛

So without further adjure…

 

Said the Abbott to the bishops…

 

Said the Abbott to the Bishops

We are in a bit of trouble

The peasants have all caught on

That we’re in a privileged bubble

You know I love you Bronnie

You’re my ideological mummy

But the ALP and the great unwashed

Are about to spit the dummy

😦

With Executive jets and limousines

You really have been outed

As a true and faithful Liberal

And one who’s greatly snouted

But the public just don’t understand

That It’s our God given right

To make them suffer, so we don’t have to

And they’re spoiling for a fight

😡

So I’m going to have to ask you,

Though it goes against our class –

Cos it’s reflecting on my PMship, they’re saying,

I’m not a leaders arse –

So you need to say you’re sorry

On Alan Jones’s show

And make out like you mean it

Or we all may have to go

😯

And Jules, a distraction’s what we need, so pick

Another fight with Putin

Take it to the UN

And really put the boot in

Cos we’ve got to get this “Choppergate”

Out of our national papers

And redirect their focus

Away from our rorting capers

😛

Cos even uncle Rupert

Is giving us some shtick

With the headlines in his tabloids

Making me look like a dick

And comments on The Guardian saying

“Heads should roll”, in the LNP

I’d have them charged, for incitement

But I said the same of the ABC

😳

And that traitor “Titanic” Palmer

Says he’ll call a no confidence vote

I only wish that Morrison

Had stopped his bloody boat

And Labor say they’ll not respect

The speakers authority

So Bronnie when OUR parliament returns

Eject the whole damned ALP

😛

No, the apology just didn’t work

So I’m afraid Bronnie, you’re on the outer

Cos the people all know, you’re a moral no show

And sadly, a serial trough snouter

But I’ll put the hard word on the AFP

So they don’t try to do you for fraud

If you bite the bullet nice and hard

And fall upon your sword

😉

Said the people to the Abbott

You’re quick with “Captains calls”

But when it’s time to fix your mess

You haven’t got the balls

And though there’s two Bishops, and an Abbott

You’re a bunch of rorters and liars

Your morals are lacking, and you all deserve sacking

Cos you’re nothing but honesty “Fryers”

😛

So bring on an early election

And STOP all the rorting and lies

You are incompetent fools, and mad corporate tools

And there’s plenty of you we despise

We’re not buying the lies you are selling

We’ve stopped listening, when you are talking

You don’t realise it yet, cos you were Rupert’s pet

But electorally you’re now… dead men walking

😛

taking-the-bus

 

 

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18 Responses to Said the Abbott to the Bishops…

  1. Bighead1883 says:

    Wow that was a relief to read actually because it put Bronnies departure into context mate 🙂
    No one will miss her or care 🙂
    NEXT>>
    If Tony had a political brain he`d offer Turnbull the Speakership publicly 😕

    Liked by 2 people

  2. Florence nee Fedup says:

    Have we seen the end of this farce today?

    Is it back to normal with our Tony, now the Madam has gone.

    My gut feeling says, that is not so.

    What we see today, with Abbott, with his scripted white washing of Madam, making her a victim, is the beginning of the end.

    There will be more to be played out before the 10th.

    Much more.

    Liked by 3 people

  3. bilko says:

    Thruthy Thruthy
    Like the advert, you’ve done it again, she does not have the cojones to resign her seat so we will have to put up with her antics on the backbench.Now what other waste of space can our Tones come up who to replace her with. how about the father of the house old man Rudduck the ghost of a walking dead man. Perfect choice if I say so myself. keep a lert we need more lerts

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Hey Bilko 🙂 Thanks for that 😀

      Yes mate, one symptom has been controlled, but the underlying cause/sickness remains! 👿

      And we definitely need more lerts 😯

      Like

  4. brickbob says:

    Good stuff once again Mr Truth seeker,this whole episode is like some camp caberet from Berlin Circa 1932 mixed with Gilbert and Sullivan and Vaudeville and a dash of the Walking Dead and the Twilight Zone and sprinkled with right wing fertiliser from Ruperts bunker”””””’ It is just fucking bizarre and scary and funny and bloody dangerous.”””””

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Hey Brickbob 🙂

      Yes mate, for so-called “professional” politicians, they are politically inept 😯

      But then they’re also socially, morally and economically inept (amongst other things O_o 😕 o_O ) so it’s hardly surprising 😯 and you’re right on all counts, but the worst thing is, IMHO, they are bloody dangerous! 👿

      Liked by 1 person

  5. cornlegend says:

    Good one mate.
    Any odds on who will take over ?
    I think Jane Prentice has a shot.
    He might like to appear to be “woman friendly”

    Liked by 2 people

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Morning Cornie 🙂 and thanks mate 😀

      I reckon they’ll go with Ruddidk 😉 but they won’t portray it as a “Captains pick”, cos Abbott couldn’t “Pick” his nose without stuffing it up 😯

      But will it really matter who??? I doubt it, cos the damage has already been done, and hopefully Abbott’s next 😀

      Like

  6. cornlegend says:

    Poor old Bronnie,
    She will have to just hang around on the back benches .
    Not much point leaving to pursue what would have been her chosen career as a Lawyer , as she was a monumental failure at that also .

    “Bishop undertook a five-year LLB program at the University of Sydney.[3] However, she was deemed ineligible to continue after failing a number of subjects multiple times.[4] Bishop failed a total of 11 subjects over six years.[4]
    In her first year in 1960, she failed all four core subjects. In 1964,
    she failed four subjects again, and repeated them in 1965, in which she
    failed three again. The policy of the University of Sydney at the time
    was that a student was required to show cause why they should be allowed
    to repeat a subject for a third time, and Bishop was deemed ineligible
    to continue.[4]
    so we the public ended up with a dumb arse as a Speaker, which was another failed Captains Pick

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    • Frank Ston says:

      cornie,
      Class and intelligence is an extraordinarily difficult mix, in which to strike an acceptable balance between the two elements.
      Is it just bad luck that she stuffed up on both counts, or was it evident in her DNA?

      Liked by 2 people

  7. consider says:

    Hey Truthy, the Village has just lost another idiot !!!!
    Cheers.

    Liked by 2 people

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