Not oratory Prowess… just waffle!

Not oratory prowess… just waffle!

Whenever Malcontent Turdball stood up as a minister in parliament to reply to a question in QT, or to make a speech, he always seemed to revel in his own oratory prowess, waffling incessantly much to his own delight, and that of his, apparently, less well educated comrades in arms from the rabid right.

Jules “Medusa” Bitch-chops being a case in point, who always looked at him like a lovestruck schoolgirl, every time he opened his caviarhole.(Cake is too down market for the Turdball   🙄   )

His style, that of one born to rule; full of self aggrandised  condescension.   😛

But after watching him, on the first sitting day of his PMship, I realised that like everything else about him, his alleged and aforementioned oratory prowess is just another myth   😯

Now it may seem a small and somewhat insignificant point, but when talking about Taxi drivers and cleaners who worked much harder than he does, for far less money   😯   he made a grammatically bad and glaring misquote, of a well known and oft quoted saying   😯

The quote in question is; “There but for the grace of God, go I.”

But the Turdball’s rendition was “There but for the grace of God, goes me!”

Now as I said it may well be seen as a small thing, but since his Coup d’é-arse (The forced overthrow of Abbott   😯   ), I have been paying attention to the “fabulous one”, and have come to the grand realisation that his command of the English language is not what it’s cracked up to be   😯

In fact, he is only a master of saying… well… nothing!

Now I know that I have been somewhat distracted over the last few weeks, and I am happy to stand corrected, but I have yet to hear him actually answer 1 question in QT.   ❓

And all that Turdball’s polliwaffle has proved, is that, despite the current public perception of our less than glorious leader, encouraged in large part by the love affair that our, also less than glorious, MSM are having with him, it’s nothing more than another almighty con job to further perpetuate the ever increasing list of Turdball myths.

There is no question that he has sold his soul, if in fact he ever had one, to the rabid right devil, for the express purpose of gaining the leadership of the LNP, and nothing more.

Now we see him strutting the world stage, at CHOGAM, and about to represent us (Ugh     )   at the UN CC conference in Paris   😯   and already, the myth of oratory prowess has given way to gross polliwaffle, and outright lies.   😡

His claim that Shorten’s 45% target is, amongst other things, “Heroic”, is not only stupid and misleading, but strange, coming from one who hasn’t even got the balls to to stand up to the rabid right of the party he pretends to lead, and lies almost as much as Abbott, albeit with all the skill and expertise of a professional used car salesman, making out he’s your best friend, while stealing the food from your children’s mouths (While they’re still chewing it   😯   ), but hasn’t even got the strength of character to stand by his own (alleged) principles/beliefs!   ❓

The honeymoon should be well and truly over, except for the fact that Muddick, and the enamoured Australian MSM are supplying viagra by the bucket load, to help Malcontent  keep it up   😯   until the election, at which time, there’s a better than even chance that the rabid right will rise up, to wrest back the leadership for either The mad monk   😯   , or the equally as rabid, and just as mad, Snott Morescum   👿

But I digress   😯

So even though we all thought that the embarrassment was over with the long overdue demise of “Idiot Boy”, Paris could well prove to be yet another monumental international  embarrassment, as Turdball tries to lie his way through the conference, spruiking  the mendacious GHunt’s laughingly named “Direct Action” plan,   🙄    Which Turdball himself referred to in glowingly derogatory terms   😯   before he was forced to accept and sell it as something that has his full support.    

Now I’m sure that Tudball saw Paris as a welcome distraction from the cracks appearing, at home, over that other Malcontent Be-Rough, and his confession on 60 Minutes, WRT contravening the criminal code, in soliciting one James Ashby to steal parts of  the then speaker, Peter Slipper’s diary, which is casting big black clouds over the Turdball’s political judgement, not to mention his “Captains picks”.   😛

 

But the truth is that no matter how much he tries to sell the “Direct Action” lemon, to the assembled leaders of the “Free world”, and vocalises his support at home, for the mendacious (some would say criminal) Malcontent Be-Rough, all that he will produce is more of the same lies and spin of his predecessor, and anyone with even half a brain will know that it’s…

Not Oratory prowess… just waffle!