A Turdball kind of Christmas…
With Christmas fast approaching, and things not looking really flash in the last couple of weeks for the Turdball (and I use the term loosely 😛 ) “led” LNP.
With the defection of Macca, to the Nats 😯 , the disastrous “Captains picks”, hot on the heels of the widespread condemnation of Abbott’s “Captains picks”, which at best shows a distinct lack of judgement on Turdball’s part too, and all the chatter, backgrounding and whiteanting, from the Abbott camp; is it any surprise that the only Christmas spirit enjoyed by the aforementioned Turdball, will be out of a bottle!
And some have suggested that by the look of his ruddy proboscis, he’s already well and truly started 😯
So here’s my take on the LNP Christmas 2015 😀
A Turdball kind of Christmas…
A Turball kind of Christmas
Is a very odd affair
Supported by some right wing crims
And good old Helmet Hair
Who’s up the back, near Abbott
And the ultra right wing nuts
who’re plotting Malcontent’s demise
Though they’re bullies with no guts
😈
So the yuletide celebrations
Will take on a certain twist
As the right wing traitors watch their backs
While the nut-jobs all get pissed
And Malcontent’s supporters
Sip, sedately on their Grange
As the Abbott plots his mad revenge
With supporters who are strange
Like the rabid right Bernardi
Who’s as manic as can be
And almost half the party room
Of the rabid LNP
So while Turdball sits precariously
Upon his tainted throne
The Abbott stands behind him
And indiscreetly points the bone
😯
So the Christmas celebrations
Are not what they used to be
They’re without the fancy costumes
And the gay frivolity
And the talk is of defectors
From the Liberals to the Nats
And the traitors to the rabid right
Are looked upon as rats
😛
With the party room divided
And near half living in hope
That the Abbott will rise up again
And dump the lefty dope
The rabid right pretender
Who for power sold his soul
And his climate change credentials
For a ton of coking coal
😕
So he’s Malcolm in the middle
Between a hard case and a rock
And he’s trying to look like Santa
But he just looks like a cock
Trying to keep the right wing happy
And the centre right as well
As his honeymoon deserts him
In this yuletide hind of hell
😉
Cos from cloud seeding to Godwyn Grech
We knew his judgement’s rough
But he reached new heights in low this year
By appointing Malcolm Brough
And Wyatt Roy and Chrissy Pyne
All named on a search warrant
Which should disqualify them all
Cos morally they’re abhorrent
👿
And it’s all of his own making
So we shouldn’t feel too bad
Cos the Turdball’s a pretender
And the Abbott’s raving mad
And driven by ambition
Is one thing that they both share
Along with the same old deputy
And good old Helmet Hair
😀
They also share the policies
Surpported by the right
Cos Turdball’s really gutless
And he’s not up for the fight
So although they changed their leader
Nothing else has really changed
With a backbench that’s unsettled
And a cabinet deranged
And as the year draws to its close
We look back with reflection
On the Abbott’s overdue demise,
And Turdball’s… self induced erection
And to the new year full of promise
For some rabid right surprise
And Ashbygate, Turdball and Abbott
Directing… the LNP’s… Demise!
😛
Ha Ha 🙂 .. Loving it Truthy. Malcolm is the shabby, faded bowsprit on the barnacle encrusted ship of fools. Abbott is the deranged Gringe who has stolen Malcolm’s Christmas cheer .. just as he stole ours last year. My New Years wish is that Australians will wake up and vote them all OUT this election year.
Oh, .. and I’m very glad we have a ‘deranged Senate’, … which saved many of us from a much bigger Abbott/Hockey economic slaughter. Let’s see if they can now withstand the bullying of the sneering hypocrite Morescum.
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Hey Judes 🙂 Thanks for that 😀
Yes, Turdball’s not a happy camper, and the new years promise, combined with Abbott’s bone pointing should well be Turdball’s big regret 😀
And I don’t know about you, but I have noticed a certain ruddiness around his nose over the last week or so 😉 So one could assume that the Turdbull’s at “home, home on the Grange, where the fear and the anti-dope range” 😛
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Excellent poem Truthie … extra large plate of super fortified custard tarts for that effort 😉
I’ve dug out the old harmonica and am practising the one and only tune I can coax out of the damn thing… so wet those vocal chords of yours and start stumming buddy… “Home on the Grange” it is and it should be a real hit … with the help of our musical talents 😆
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Thanks mate 😀 And a super fortified cussy tart is just what the doctor ordered 😉
although it does tend to gum up the mouth organ 😯 😆 😆 😆
But I’ll practice till I get it right 😉
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LOL. 🙂 Now that I’ve got to see… Between the both of you with your breathing problems it will be a ‘Puffing Billy’ song ! … Go Mel and Truthy 🎼🎶🎵🎤🎧🎸 🙂
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IMHO Truthy,poetry like song,is one of the more difficult means of passing on to the masses the message intended.
Reading this one of yours I had that Dylanesque background music playing on auto in my mind.
It was a combination of “Desolation Row&Tombstone Blues” ,funny how ones mind can do that but you`d need two players to achieve it.
Well done comrade as only 11 more sleeps till Santa Scott tries to slip us the bill for tax cuts to those who already don`t need them.
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Morning Biggy 🙂
Yes mate, and the Turdball is a more difficult subject to work with, than Abbott,, as his stupidity and hypocrisy is more insidious 😈
And you’re right about Santa Scott 👿
Cheers mate 🙂
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Good one Truthy. That is a perfect photo of Stan Laurel at the end.
We have Turnbull using terms like , ‘ innovation, exciting times, technology ‘ etc, this, from the bloke who was Communication Minister under the failed Abbott government who inherited a good NBN system from Labor and turned it into a farce, where some lucky ones have fibre to the premises and the rest of us, thanks to Turnbull, will have the old slower copper. What a dill he is.
Also it will be interesting to see how they will try and turn the embarrassment of the Paris agreement to their advantage. More lies and squirming from Hunt, the bloke that wears his big brother`s suits.
Cheers.
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Morning Consider 🙂 and thanks mate 😀
Yes, he does have a striking resemblance now that you mention it 😆 and he’s not happy 😀
And calling him a dill is being kind mate, IMHO he’s a complete dickhead 😯 for many reasons… including the NBN debacle 😡
Ah yes, Paris 🙄 another one to come back and bite them 😀
Cheers mate 🙂
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Great verse Truthy, up there with your best. You have livened up my Christmas with your commentary. Love ya work!
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Hey HO 😀 thanks mate 🙂 I greatly appreciate your feedback 😎 and am really glad you enjoyed it 😀
Cheers mate 🙂
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Thruthy thruthy you have done it again another brilliant effort, worthy of an old Finsbury Park wanderer.
Does anyone know if our Fin Min the old terminator mattias has fallen off his perch he is as active as that Norwegian blue in the Monty parrot sketch. If he is still on this mortal coil he has had his wings well and truely clipped.
Keep alert this b***ard Turdball is trying to lull us into a false sense of security while his exmate Tones policies are still dipping into our back pockets.
The new budget measures that the Senate crossbenchers let silp through re income streams has left this holdhold $140 a fortnight worse off from Jan 1st, happy new year and a lot of Noalition supporters will be hit as well talk about crapping in ones own nest. This lot could not run a chook raffle let alone a country. We still need “lerts”
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Hey Bilko 🙂 Thanks mate 🙂
Yes, he’s still around, but as you say, it seems that his wings have been somewhat clipped 😯
And Tones and his policies still live on through the Turdball, and yes many of their supporters have crapped in their own nests, but they’re just too stupid to see it 😦
As for me, my “Lert” is alive and well 😉
Cheers mate 😀
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Best look after our ‘Lerts’. Truthy. 🙂 Morescum is intending to “take out the trash” when he finally announces his MYFEO Christmas pressie to the Big end of town.. Unfortunately WE are regarded as the trash! 😦 Prepared to be “taken out” !
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Hey Judes, the ‘lerts’ are all well fed and healthy 😯 unlike the LNP who although well fed, are decidedly sick, morally, emotionally and mentally! 😯
He can try 😛 , but I’m banking on them being “Taken out” first 😀
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Reblogged this on The Grovely Gazette.
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Another fantastic poem Truthy,and very entertaining to say the least.
My rant this week is about that bloody awful woman, old mate ” Jet Hag Julie” in Paris swanning around like some prima donna ingratiating herself with mostly male delegates,and pretending she cares about the climate and sucking up to anyone with a camera in their hand.
We all know there are some pretty vile people in this Govt but the Jet Hag has got to be the vilest creature god ever put breath into. Thanks again for the poem and putting up with my rant.”””
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Hey Brickbob 🙂 thanks mate 😀 I’m glad you enjoyed it 😀
Yes, I agree WRT Bitch-chops…. What a nasty piece of LNP work 👿 and what about approx $1700.00 for three “Innovation” bean bags 😯 they must be pretty fantastic bean bags to warrant that kind of price tag 😉
Mate, you can rant here at TSM anytime 😀
Cheers 🙂
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Good rant Brick Bob, We will even supply the bean bags .., as long as you keep the little ‘funky’ Bally bits ( Your Julie Jet Hag, knows about those ) out of The Lounge spa.. 🙂
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Yes i love to rant about the little runt.
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Yep, great rant Bob 😀 … custard tart reward for that stirling effort 😉
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Thanks and i love custard tarts,but can i save one to shove into Malcoms mush?
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Nah… let’s not waste a good custard tart on the malicious turncoal … but I could whip you up a lovely shaving cream pie with added rusty razor blades if that would help ❓
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And laxatives .. Lots of laxatives to let him experience the feeling of how he affects us ! 😦
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Thank you, it’s a very tempting offer,but i am not a violent person,””’ On the other hand””””””
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It is appropriate that Morrison is using the analogy of driving a car when he is trying to justify his mid-year financial statement, The car he is ‘driving’ has two large stickers on it, front and back.
They are large yellow ones with a very large “L” on them., and one thing is certain, when he goes for his test the examiner, (the voters) will give him a big FAIL, and send him away for more practice.
Cheers.
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Hey Consider 🙂
Mate, those “L” plate will have to be replaced with an “F” for fail! This mob are just despicable, and with absolutely no idea 👿
Morrison is just as bad as Hockey… If not worse!
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It’s very fitting that he likens it to driving off on holiday… Only rich folk drive cars, so they won’t mind his financial fantasy.
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H-O-L-I-D-A-Y … what’s that ❓ … as small business owners we haven’t had one of those for over 12 years 😯 … must be something only people of ‘calibre’ can indulge in
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Yeah ❓
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How could an “Adult” Government send people like this overseas to represent us ?
It is pretty obvious that Turnbull is being told what to do by the RWNJ`S in his party.
What a disgrace.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2015-12-16/australian-delegation-to-west-bank-'very-explosive'/7032084
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Morning Consider 🙂
Yes mate, a disgrace is the only way to describe any delegation that includes Poodles, Helmet Hair and Tim bloody wilson 😈
I just wonder who’s bright idea that was 😯
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Howdy Truthy … And Credlins husband is also there ! .. It’s the RWNJ flying circus.
I’m so ashamed they represent Australia ..
NOT IN MY NAME ! 😦
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Hey Judes 🙂
Yes, well I suppose he has to do something to keep his mind off Abbott and Peta playing their games on the speaking tour 😯
And not in my name either! 😡
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Coming to a theatre near you”” The Three Stooges Go To Palestine.
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Hey Brickbob 🙂
Mate, would anyone pay to be that embarrassed??? 😉
But then some are obviously paying to listen to Abbott 😯 which just proves the old adage “Some people have more money than sense!” 😯
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