A Turdball Kind of Christmas..

A Turdball kind of Christmas…

With Christmas fast approaching, and things not looking really flash in the last couple of weeks for the Turdball  (and I use the term loosely   😛   ) “led” LNP.

With the defection of  Macca, to the Nats   😯   , the disastrous “Captains picks”, hot on the heels of the widespread condemnation of Abbott’s “Captains picks”, which at best shows a distinct lack of judgement on Turdball’s part too, and all the chatter, backgrounding and whiteanting, from the Abbott camp; is it any surprise that the only Christmas spirit enjoyed by the aforementioned Turdball, will be out of a bottle!

And some have suggested that by the look of his ruddy proboscis, he’s already well and truly started   😯

So here’s my take on the LNP Christmas 2015   😀

A Turdball kind of Christmas…

A Turball kind of Christmas

Is a very odd affair

Supported by some right wing crims

And good old Helmet Hair

Who’s up the back, near Abbott

And the ultra right wing nuts

who’re plotting Malcontent’s demise

Though they’re bullies with no guts

😈

So the yuletide celebrations

Will take on a certain twist

As the right wing traitors watch their backs

While the nut-jobs all get pissed

And Malcontent’s supporters

Sip, sedately on their Grange

As the Abbott plots his mad revenge

With supporters who are strange

Like the rabid right Bernardi

Who’s as manic as can be

And almost half the party room

Of the rabid LNP

So while Turdball sits precariously

Upon his tainted throne

The Abbott stands behind him

And indiscreetly points the bone

😯

So the Christmas celebrations

Are not what they used to be

They’re without the fancy costumes

And the gay frivolity

And the talk is of defectors

From the Liberals to the Nats

And the traitors to the rabid right

Are looked upon as rats

😛

With the party room divided

And near half living in hope

That the Abbott will rise up again

And dump the lefty dope

The rabid right pretender

Who for power sold his soul

And his climate change credentials

For a ton of coking coal

😕

So he’s Malcolm in the middle

Between a hard case and a rock

And he’s trying to look like Santa

But he just looks like a cock

Trying to keep the right wing happy

And the centre right as well

As his honeymoon deserts him

In this yuletide hind of hell

😉

Cos from cloud seeding to Godwyn Grech

We knew his judgement’s rough

But he reached new heights in low this year

By appointing Malcolm Brough

And Wyatt Roy and Chrissy Pyne

All named on a search warrant

Which should disqualify them all

Cos morally they’re abhorrent

👿

And it’s all of his own making

So we shouldn’t feel too bad

Cos the Turdball’s a pretender

And the Abbott’s raving mad

And driven by ambition

Is one thing that they both share

Along with the same old deputy

And good old Helmet Hair

😀

They also share the policies

Surpported by the right

Cos Turdball’s really gutless

And he’s not up for the fight

So although they changed their leader

Nothing else has really changed

With a backbench that’s unsettled

And a cabinet deranged

 

And as the year draws to its close

We look back with reflection

On the Abbott’s overdue demise,

And Turdball’s… self induced erection

And to the new year full of promise

For some rabid right surprise

And Ashbygate, Turdball and Abbott

Directing… the LNP’s… Demise!

😛