The Waffling Wanker from Wentworth
Now although this poem is about the Pernicious Prince of Point Piper; as an avid observer of the human condition, I felt compelled to share an observation that I made about one of his co-conspirators in the coup 😉 and I don’t think he’s the only one, as I’ve started to notice this phenomena in other LNPee’ers as well 😕
After watching Snott Morescum give his Press Club address, I came to the inescapable conclusion that we are run by absolute morons. 😯
Now this may not come as any grand revelation, 😛 except that there seems to be a pattern emerging 😉
So why, you may ask, did I come to that inescapable conclusion? ❓
Well, it appears that LNPee’ers naturally take on the Characteristics of their (And I use the term loosely) “Leaders” 😯
I distinctly remember under Abbott; Morescum and the rest of the mendacious mob of miscreants repeating Abbott’s much discussed and even more despised “three word slogans” Ad-nauseam, 😡 , and now after only five months of the Turdball’s tenure, Morescum, who was always a wanker, is now himself a waffler too 😯
And quite frankly, of late, waffling is about all that LNPee’ers seem to do. 😛
Now, I’m sure that part of the problem is that waffling is a logical next step, when a politician has no bloody idea WTF they’re talking about, and it’s further compounded by the fact that they have no clear policies, and are being done over by a very policy proactive Labor party, that’s leading the debate on many fronts 😯 , but that certainly isn’t the whole story! 😉
But I digress 😛
The Waffling Wanker from Wentworth
The Waffling Wanker from Wentworth
Said, for the economy, I am your man
The Abbott is just a pretender
He can’t do all the things that I can
I’m a man for all seasons with a million good reasons
Why everyone should vote for me
It’s not rocket science to show your compliance
Cos I’m fabulous you will agree
😀
I will run a new government for all the people
My tenure will be hailed a success
Unlike all those that have gone before me
I promise I won’t make a mess
And it’s natural to think, that my shit doesn’t stink
And a rainbow is all I can fart
I’ll be honest and true, a good guy through and through
Cos I’m a rabid right lefty at heart
😉
My credentials are clearly outstanding
And my character far from reproach
As a captain you’ll never find better
And there’s no one who’s a better coach
I’m an orator supreme, and a voters wet dream
A repository for national pride
I can fix all our ills, while appeasing the dills
And I can probably hold back the tide
😯
My millions I’ve stashed in the Caymans
My investments are all at arms length
But I don’t avoid paying my taxes
Cos minimisation’s my strength
I’ll be clear and precise, and really quite nice
And as always incredibly calm
While I take up the fight for my mates from the right
As we sell off the family farm
😛
But there’s no need for deep consternation
Cos you know I’m the one you can trust
To get a fair price for our assets
And to pay down our debts, as we must
Cos we emptied the vault, though it’s all Labors fault
As with money they have no idea
And they haven’t yet learnt, that they’ll always get burnt
By my verbal and fiscal diarrhoea
I’m the bard of the right wing agenda
A regular Shakespeare am I
I’m that good, I’ll sell ice to the Eskimos
And my forte is pie in the sky
Like my fabulous broadband, that Labor calls fraudband
You all bought it all, hook line and sinker
As my fibre to the node, was the lie mother load
And what I’ve delivered’s a stinker
😕
But you cannot blame me, it isn’t my fault
The Abbott’s the one you should blame
He told me to wreck Labors fine NBN
Which I thought was really a shame
But blowouts and debt, are the best you will get
Till the legacy of Labor’s no more
Cos the copper, you see, is a long way from free
And I’ve already shown fibre the door
😛
And my plan is to win the election
Cos I know that now, it’s my shot
And if Abbott can do it then anyone can
Cos Abbott’s a rambling clot
And I’ll easily win, with some media spin
And the backing of my LNP
Cos I’m the prince of Point Piper, and a political viper
And the truth is… It’s all about me!
😀
Morning Truthie
Wow this is a REAL ripper buddy… wish i was up to making custard tarts but we’ll just have to make do with store bought ones for now !! Almost got use of both hands once again so all good 🙂
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Morning Mel 🙂 and welcome back 😀
So glad you’re feeling better mate :col:
Glad you enjoyed it, and we’ll just have to make do with fortified treats until you’re fully back on deck 😉
Cheers 🙂
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Good morning Truthy,I truly enjoyed this “hopefully”an epitaph to Malcolm Turnbull
I could imaging hie tombstone as a grouping of scrolls describing his last ablutions
Amongst that pearl you`ve written is a gemstone rare,,in fact it belongs on a meme Truthy
“Cos I’m a rabid right lefty at heart” is descriptive genius
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Morning Biggy 🙂
Thanks mate 😀 I wrote this one on our vinnies runs, whilst waiting for SWMBO 😀
Cos the Mac’s playing up 😡
if you want to make a meme mate, feel free 🙂
Cheers 🙂
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Great poem, Truthy! Scott has certainly caught waffling disease. I missed that interview on 7.30 but caught up last night on iview. He was abysmal! I actually thought Leigh did a good job (on this occasion!) as she kept coming back at him. I get the feeling she’s not fond of him and nor is Alan Jones. (hee hee!) Glad to see you’re back in writing mode again!
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Morning Dee 🙂 and thanks for that 😎
Yes, Morescum’s copping some well deserved flack, and taking a lot of the heat that should also be directed at the Pernicious Prince of Point Piper 👿
I missed the 7.30 interview, but I’m glad she actually did her job for a change 😀 What a novelty 😯
I did hear Jones going off at him though 😆
I just wish my mac keyboard would play nice, as ATM I’m doing most of my writing on my tablet, which is ok, albeit a bit slow to write on, as I have to keep swapping screens 😯 But it’s nowhere near as frustrating
😕
Cheers 🙂
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As I see it Turnbull doesn’t give a stuff which is borne out by the way he waffles on as you say, and I believe he couldn’t care less if he was replaced tomorrow just so long as he could say “I was PM of Australia”
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Ranoft, welcome to TSM 🙂 and thanks for your comment 😎
You’re right that he doesn’t give a stuff, cos it’s all about him 😈 , But just like Trump in the USofA, it’s about the power trip, and although I agree, that for all practical purposes it wouldn’t matter to him if he was dumped tomorrow, I think it would certainly be a blow to his grossly over inflated ego, and I think he would want to, at least, outlast Abbott’s tenure 😀 But I’m glad to say that on recent performance, I’d venture to suggest… That ship has already sailed, and sunk! 😀
Thanks again for your comment, and I hope you can join our conversations again 🙂
Cheers 🙂
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Yes Truthy I hope so too and thank you
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🙂
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