What has Australia become?
So, we got rid of Tony Abbott AKA The village Idiot, and now we have Surgical Truss, AKA the Human Sedative, heading for the public sector, leaving us with Turdball AKA The Waffling Wanker from Wentworth, and the Mr Beetroot Head AKA Bananaby Juice, to take the level of stupid to new heights FFS 😯
Is it just me, or is it feeling like we’re stuck in a parallel universe, where stupid is the norm, and the best we can hope for, as a nation, is gross national embarrassment 😳
And in that parallel universe, I suppose we should feel some level of sympathy for the Turdball, who has lost so many ministers, that it has moved well past unfortunate, to downright careless 😯 but in the real world, what it screams is… Turdball’s bad judgement! 😛
And when we look at the Abbott’s track record of bad “Captains Picks”, a record which many thought would stand forever as a testament to Abbott’s stupidity, and would never be surpassed, we now have a situation where the Turdball is a real contender to actually wrest that somewhat dubious record from the Abbott’s dead, yet still grasping, claws! 🙄
The fact that Abbott is still on the backbench, agitating as only a true dickhead can, speaks volumes about the delusion that he works under. 😦 and the tenuous hold that he has on reality… Not to mention the even more tenuous hold that the Turdball has on power 😀
But I digress 😯
So as we watch the slow-mo train wreck that the LNPee’er, alleged. government has become, with Morescum looking more economically inept with every passing moment, and Ashbygate threatening to disembowel the cabinet…Again…, we now have the prospect of the much promised/threatened DD, which is becoming more urgent by the day, for them as the Turdball’s poll numbers drop like the proverbial!
And with Tony Windsor snapping at Bananaby’s heels, not like an angry Pistol and Boo, but more like The Hound of The Baskervilles, waiting to rip out his political throat 😯 and NSW polling showing at least 10 LNP seats in real danger of changing hands, along with major factional preselection wars, and their complete lack of direction and policy, panic is the order of the day! 😀
We also have the treasurer in witless protection, as he tries to come up with something vaguely resembling a budget 😯 and Turdball trying to blackmail the cross benches into passing the ABCC legislation, while playing puerile little games about the timing of both the budget and a possible DD 🙄
So, as we move inexorably from democracy to neo-fascist stupid, and just as inexorably towards the election, that it looks increasingly like he’s scared to call, there are 2 burning questions that I for one am asking:
- Have the masses woken up enough, to vote this dysfunctional rabble out? ❓
- The very fact that the first question needs to be asked, means that the most important and relevant question is… What has Australia become? 😦