Said the Turdball to the Bishop

Said the Turdball to the Bishop



Well, what a start to the election campaign?

The starters gun has yet to be fired, and the Turdball/Morescum fudgeit has already been labeled a fraud.

In QT this week, Morescum didn’t know what day it was, Turdball made a complete arse of himself, including in an inteview with David Speers, on Sky, and Maths Conman in a doorstop, took up the waffling mantle and ran with it, before the questions got too hard for him, and then …. He just ranΒ Β  😯

And the entire LNP, in QT looked like the family pet had just died   😦


And I’ve written my first poem of the election campaignΒ Β  πŸ˜€

Said the Turdball to the Bishop.


Said the Turdball to the Bishop

I am fabulous it’s true

But the rabid right wing legacy

Has dumped us in the poo

And the Abbott’s still there lingering

Like a rotten right wing stink

And working to discredit me

The nasty little fink


He’s a man devoid of principles

And completely lacking class

Who won’t accept the simple fact

We dumped his sorry arse

And despite my popularity

Which no one can deny

He’s dragging this great party down

No matter what I try


And with the election looming

And our numbers heading south

And the journos starting to question

Every utterance from my mouth

We’re in a spot of bother

And my plans have gone awry

As my PMship is sinking

And it makes me want to cry


Cos we all know that I’m fabulous

The smartest one around

And I don’t need expert modelling

Cos my un-common sense is sound

And the people need to understand

I’m exactly what they need

To save them from the ALP

And foster personal greed


And the wealthy must get richer

For the wealth to trickle down

That’s why us LNPee’ers

Wear the economics crown

And although some think that “trickle down”

Is just a right wing fable

There are always crumbs a’falling

From the wealthy’s banquet table


And with jobs and growth our focus

Giving tax back to the rich

And tax breaks for the businesses

Helping scratch that fiscal itch

I don’t care what the lefty’s say

It’s not a war of class

And if the plebes don’t like it

They can kiss my wealthy arse


Thought the Bishop of the Turdball

I am loyal through and through

But if your numbers don’t improve

We’ll dump a Turdball too

You’ve stolen Labors policies

Cos you’ve got none of your own

And the others that you’ve stuck with

Show you as an Abbott clone


Said the Bishop to the Turdball

I’m a loyal deputy

And we’ll clearly stick together

To defeat the ALP

but we’ll need much more than slogans

And the Muddick MSM

To placate the angry masses

Cos the Abbott lied to them


So the budget must deliver

Or we’ll take a major hit

And all your political capital

Won’t be worth a pinch of shit

And we wrote off Billy Shorten

But the truth is plain to see

That we’ve underestimated

The bloody ALP


And the journos have all started

Asking questions on our budget

That clearly show the voters

That all that we’ve done is fudge it

And the bloody Labor party

In their damned budget reply

Have taken all our premises

And blown them all sky high


And the ten year fiscal outlook

Has sidetracked our fiscal plan

As our claim of Labor’s big black hole

Has been flushed straight down the pan

All because the ten year treasury costing

For smokes excise was low

They’re claiming that the dollar cost

Of tax cuts we should show


Said the Turdball to the Bishop

All’s not lost, you still have me

And I’m doing everything I can

To save the LNP

So I’ll get out there and sell myself

With a smile they can’t resist

And I’ll just have one more glass of Grange

So they don’t think that I’m pissed


Said the Turdball to the people

At this time your choice is clear

To endorse my plan for jobs and growth

And kick Bill Shorten’s rear

Or vote for lower house prices

And wasting cash on public health

And funding bloody Gonski

And more services by stealth


Said the people to the Turdball

Of the lies and spin, we’re sick

And your fear and smear agenda shows

Just like Abbott, you’re a dick

You think you’re the smartest in the room

An ex lawyer and ex banker

And soon to be ex Ptime Minister

But you’ll always be a wanker!


Turnbull 1++

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49 Responses to Said the Turdball to the Bishop

  1. JohnB says:

    Great stuff Truthy,
    I’ll bet the Turdball is wishing he hadn’t been quite so hasty inviting the GG to open the DD party.
    The unexpected left turn in the polls have startled the LNP – in panic they have become clumsier than usual as the realisation sets in that they will likely suffer an ignominious eviction from the Govt. benches in July.

    What an achievement that will be – from ‘know-it-alls’ waving an empty ‘Real Solutions’ plan around in 2013, to being exposed as no-nothing, selfserving incompetent corporate sponsored muddlers in only one term.
    Can anyone name a pre-election promise they have fulfilled – that is without resort to armed high sea naval intervention and subcontracted uncontrolled remote concentration camps?

    Without a doubt the worst, most embarrassing, most inept, most clueless Australian government I have ever experienced in my 60+ years.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Hey John πŸ™‚

      Thanks mate πŸ˜€

      Yes, and they’ve wedged themselves so far into the DD corner, that like many others, I’m thinking that the GG may well be called upon (wink wink) to say no to his request on some spurious excuse, as payback for his knighthood and appointment 😯

      Cos that’s the only way he can get out of it without looking even more of a knob than he already does πŸ˜›

      And it was interesting that commentators on Lateline last night were saying that the latest published polls had them at 50-50, 😯 when the latest published polls that I’ve seen show the ALP up to 4 points ahead, and the missing newspoll was reported t show them 6 points ahead TPP πŸ˜›

      The just can’t help themselves 😈

      Cheers πŸ™‚


    • Bighead1883 says:

      Hi JB and yes mate I can tell you of promises the LNP kept
      1-they abolished the Price on Carbon [CT] with the help of Greens who backed PUP and Clive personally with preferences to backdoor their support for repeal
      2-Same for MRRT

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      • JohnB says:

        Hi BH,
        My thoughtlessness – In my naivety I overlooked the promises detrimental to the planet benefiting their corporate sponsors – how careless one becomes when surrounded by deceitful misinformation from these vandalous buffoons.

        Now…. to count promises beneficial to citizens and mankind – one finger only is needed, and that is to give them the universally understood salute on election day.

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  2. Dee says:

    Great poem again, Truthy! The looks on their faces say it all. EVen if the GG were to say no there would be no saving them. Now that the people have started to wake up to them, they’ll lose their nerve even more. Collectively, they are the most hopeless bunch of frauds that ever existed and worst Australian government ever. Even the rusted on conservatives in my rusted on town are having their doubts. These people have never had doubts in their lifetimes so it speaks volumes. MT’s suaveness won’t be enough to win the election. And Cormann would have us believe that he’s working on his plan for jobs and growth at home with his baby on his knee. How dumb does he think people are?

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Thanks Dee πŸ™‚

      Yes, they have certainly lost a lot of the political capital they had with Turdball, and health and education cuts are really hitting home for many 😯


  3. Bighead1883 says:

    Brilliant Truthy πŸ™‚ and I tweeted this poem to Josh Butler at Huff Post Australia 😯
    It deserves worldwide recognition IMHO as it`s the best of your best πŸ˜†

    Liked by 2 people

  4. Bighead1883 says:

    Here`s Janus Morrison to grace your page Truthy πŸ™‚

    Liked by 1 person

  5. bilko says:

    Well done Thruthy I am still glad to see you are directing missles hope it lands on Menzies house like a drone only 55 days to go to ,kick this dross out

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Hey Bilko πŸ™‚ hope all’s well with you mate??? πŸ™‚

      Yes, life’s been a bit of a struggle of late, but I’m still having a few minutes of clarity every now and then O_o o_O πŸ˜•

      And this mob are no better than Abbott’s, so a lot writes itself πŸ˜€

      Hopefully a few more to come over the next eight weeks πŸ˜‰

      Cheers mate πŸ™‚


  6. frontad84 says:

    Don’t be fooled by the PM’s good looks
    For he’s still there rigging the books
    The latest of his usual schemes
    To pay for our new submarines
    Is $50 billion to a bunch of French crooks.

    Liked by 2 people

  7. frontad84 says:

    While P.M. thinks he’s it and a bit
    Seems at bullshit he’ll never quit
    He just goes on denying
    The truth, and keeps lying
    With that glib mouth choc full of shit.

    Liked by 1 person

  8. frontad84 says:

    Ninety percent of comments in Facebook
    Don’t give the PM a good look
    Many fans must now wonder
    Bout their boneheaded blunder
    In electing the glib lying crook.

    Liked by 1 person

  9. frontad84 says:

    We all knew Abbott was a liar
    With an ego that could’nt have been higher
    But it seems now that vandal
    Could not hold a candle
    To Turdball our so called Messiah.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Hey Frontad πŸ™‚

      Mate, I’ve been out most of the day, so it was good to find a brace of your limericks to come back to πŸ™‚

      well done mate πŸ™‚

      Cheers πŸ˜€


  10. frontad84 says:

    There’s an emotionless uncaring chook
    Name O’Dwyer with he deadpan look
    Who blusters and bluffs her way through
    When it’s obvious she has’nt a clue
    Unless you understand Gobbledygook

    Liked by 1 person

  11. frontad84 says:

    And the same to you Truthy hope this finds you well, I have the flu myself which is driving me nuts at the moment

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Hey mate πŸ™‚

      Sorry to hear you have the flu 😦

      I’m just dealing with the usual for this time of year; struggling to breathe 😑

      Hope you’re feeling better soon πŸ™‚

      Cheers mate πŸ˜‰


  12. frontad84 says:

    Is that Asthma mate?


  13. frontad84 says:

    Sorry to hear that mate , thinking of you

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Mate, because it’s genetic I qualify for a lung transplant, and I’m in the process of trying to get on the waiting list now, so hopefully there is light at the end of the tunnel πŸ™‚

      The director of the team thinks I’m a good candidate, and I’ll be under him if and when I qualify πŸ™‚

      Cheers mate πŸ˜€


  14. frontad84 says:

    Well all best wishes for a perfect outcome to your problem, Good Luck and Regards mate.

    Liked by 1 person

  15. frontad84 says:

    When Turdball first opened his yap
    Many of us, fell into the trap
    Cos we thought without Big Ears
    It would end all our fears
    But alas we know now he’s all crap.

    Liked by 1 person

  16. frontad84 says:

    Jacqui Lambie is a Poly to trust
    A champion honest and just
    All for the poor and forgotten
    And against all those that are rotten
    Jacqui for PM is a must

    Liked by 1 person

  17. frontad84 says:

    Turdball must be having an erection
    Closing Fact Check before the Election
    Will allow him and his guys
    To tell many more lies
    Without any fear of correction

    Liked by 1 person

  18. frontad84 says:

    Hope your health has improved today


  19. frontad84 says:

    What a cowardly beast is George Pell
    Who should really be locked in a cell
    Supposed to be an agent of God
    Not a paedophile priest loving sod
    Who was obviously spawned in Hell.

    Liked by 1 person

  20. frontad84 says:

    How can anyone believe Peter Dutton
    What an idiot figure he’s cut’n
    You can see from his head
    From the neck up he’s dead
    They say that’s from beating the mutton.

    Liked by 1 person

  21. Anonymous says:

    Many times now we’ve all seen the proof
    Of how Turdball mangles the truth
    I’ll bet he built all his wealth
    From much lying and stealth
    And the conning of some poor galoot.

    Liked by 1 person

  22. SF says:

    I very much doubt that Goldman Sachs staff members spend as much time coming up with fitting poems to suit the political speeches of the current muppet ”Malcolm” HELL the program is global which indicates that he must have a subscription

    Do you really believe he comes up with this shit all on his own, he doesn’t… he receives his clues from across the big pond.

    So whom’s interest is he really serving if not that of the electorate?

    In short, since politicians are under ”political oath” has it occurred to any of you that they might be breaking this oath they’re under.

    If so…then why is nothing done about this? — O wait such a response requires the approval of serious alphabet soup.

    Darn the consequences if I did not post this in the right section or the section police might come after me like a tonne of poor quality mud bricks.

    So much for freedom of speech, no many people appear to take note how this cherished civil right is diminishing while propping up the very politicians that are denying this undeniable human right.

    The complete and utter arrogance to suggest that they’re doing this to protect our freedoms?

    Then what happened to upholding that political oath?

    O wait, I could still be in the wrong section, no doubt some time very soon the section police will come along and direct me towards the soap box where they can ignore me or try wash my mouth…with soap and remind me what bad boy I’ve been.

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Hey SF πŸ™‚ Thanks for your comment 😎

      And mate, you can stay right where are, no worries πŸ˜€

      Cheers πŸ™‚


      • SF says:

        Thanks TS

        If and when you have the time….Lets explore political oaths, far as I understand this — it more than appears that this vital aspect of politics has been ingloriously cast aside while this might be the only leverage that the public will ever have over government, specially in case a coup has occurred and where the successor of that coup is a former CEO/insider of a major global banking cartel.

        Failing to respect the political oath in the ”event” while willingly catering to the agenda of the transnational financial elite.

        f.e. If Gough Whitlam — IMO a true patriot — could have been cast aside than why isn’t the same principle applied to the puppets that currently make up the LNP but are ruining the nation.

        Or like they say, We may find that in our society just like a murky pond…the scum rises to the top

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        • Truth Seeker says:

          Yes, I agree, but the current iteration of the ALP are sticking to their principles, which the LNP, by contrast, are sadly lacking. Having said that, I would rather they stuck to their principles, than become like the LNP sociopathic crooks 😯

          Oaths are only as good as the morals and standards of the person taking them, and as we know, the LNPee’ers have neither morals or standards, so an expectation of some level honour amongst them is an unrealistic expectation, that will never be realised 😦

          And the scum does always rise to the top, but hopefully that will afford us the opportunity to skim it off at this election. and get to the clean water beneath πŸ™‚


          • SF says:

            Oaths are only as good as the morals and standards of the people taking them — How very true, at the same time we should not allow those that have taken oaths to uphold and protect the constitution to neglect them.

            Then this popped up — ”Was your oath sincere?” —

            They’ll only get away with it if we let them.

            Who will hold Malcolm the former CEO of Goldman Sachs Australia accountable to his political oath, or should the financial interests of a minority — the ”investment class” — have right of way over that of the electorate?

            That’s just one of the reasons why I believe the former lawyer for Kerry Packer is in a conflict of interest, according to his political oath he should give priority to the interests of the nation, as opposed to catering to the agenda of the financial elite by blindly accepting the corporately designed TPP and it’s ISDS provisions.

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            • Truth Seeker says:

              Hey SF πŸ™‚

              Yes, their oaths should definitely be binding, and there should be severe penalties for politicians breaking them, but when you see the AFP being so blatantly partisan, and unprincipled in the way they execute their powers, it’s hard to see how a simple oath could be enforced 😦

              But maybe a party’s election commitments should be subjected to the same laws as a company’s prospectus? 😯

              That might get them worried πŸ˜€


              • SF says:

                Lovely (^^,)

                The Oath of Allegiance (Australia)

                The various oaths all read very similar, however it says nothing about protecting the nation against harm when that originates from within the system.
                The armed forces are also under oath however they do not appear to be allowed to differentiate between just and unjust orders.

                The inclusion of the ISDS in f.e. the TPP goes against the oath since the TPP is about the ceding of sovereignty, as you know it’s a great big power grab, designed for and by the investment class, that last thing on their mind is the health and well being of the electorate.

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  23. Bighead1883 says:

    Make sense of this gentlemen

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Hey Biggy πŸ™‚

      Yes mate, I reckon Clive’s got a few hand grenades to throw before he’s done πŸ˜€

      And I believe this one 😯

      And much more to come πŸ˜‰


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