Said the Turdball to the Bishop

Said the Turdball to the Bishop

AND THE CRIMINALLY INSANE!

Well, what a start to the election campaign?

The starters gun has yet to be fired, and the Turdball/Morescum fudgeit has already been labeled a fraud.

In QT this week, Morescum didn’t know what day it was, Turdball made a complete arse of himself, including in an inteview with David Speers, on Sky, and Maths Conman in a doorstop, took up the waffling mantle and ran with it, before the questions got too hard for him, and then …. He just ran   😯

And the entire LNP, in QT looked like the family pet had just died   😦

And I’ve written my first poem of the election campaign   😀

Said the Turdball to the Bishop.

 

Said the Turdball to the Bishop

I am fabulous it’s true

But the rabid right wing legacy

Has dumped us in the poo

And the Abbott’s still there lingering

Like a rotten right wing stink

And working to discredit me

The nasty little fink

👿

He’s a man devoid of principles

And completely lacking class

Who won’t accept the simple fact

We dumped his sorry arse

And despite my popularity

Which no one can deny

He’s dragging this great party down

No matter what I try

😡

And with the election looming

And our numbers heading south

And the journos starting to question

Every utterance from my mouth

We’re in a spot of bother

And my plans have gone awry

As my PMship is sinking

And it makes me want to cry

😥

Cos we all know that I’m fabulous

The smartest one around

And I don’t need expert modelling

Cos my un-common sense is sound

And the people need to understand

I’m exactly what they need

To save them from the ALP

And foster personal greed

😛

And the wealthy must get richer

For the wealth to trickle down

That’s why us LNPee’ers

Wear the economics crown

And although some think that “trickle down”

Is just a right wing fable

There are always crumbs a’falling

From the wealthy’s banquet table

😯

And with jobs and growth our focus

Giving tax back to the rich

And tax breaks for the businesses

Helping scratch that fiscal itch

I don’t care what the lefty’s say

It’s not a war of class

And if the plebes don’t like it

They can kiss my wealthy arse

😛

Thought the Bishop of the Turdball

I am loyal through and through

But if your numbers don’t improve

We’ll dump a Turdball too

You’ve stolen Labors policies

Cos you’ve got none of your own

And the others that you’ve stuck with

Show you as an Abbott clone

🙄

Said the Bishop to the Turdball

I’m a loyal deputy

And we’ll clearly stick together

To defeat the ALP

but we’ll need much more than slogans

And the Muddick MSM

To placate the angry masses

Cos the Abbott lied to them

😦

So the budget must deliver

Or we’ll take a major hit

And all your political capital

Won’t be worth a pinch of shit

And we wrote off Billy Shorten

But the truth is plain to see

That we’ve underestimated

The bloody ALP

😡

And the journos have all started

Asking questions on our budget

That clearly show the voters

That all that we’ve done is fudge it

And the bloody Labor party

In their damned budget reply

Have taken all our premises

And blown them all sky high

😡

And the ten year fiscal outlook

Has sidetracked our fiscal plan

As our claim of Labor’s big black hole

Has been flushed straight down the pan

All because the ten year treasury costing

For smokes excise was low

They’re claiming that the dollar cost

Of tax cuts we should show

😛

Said the Turdball to the Bishop

All’s not lost, you still have me

And I’m doing everything I can

To save the LNP

So I’ll get out there and sell myself

With a smile they can’t resist

And I’ll just have one more glass of Grange

So they don’t think that I’m pissed

😀

Said the Turdball to the people

At this time your choice is clear

To endorse my plan for jobs and growth

And kick Bill Shorten’s rear

Or vote for lower house prices

And wasting cash on public health

And funding bloody Gonski

And more services by stealth

😯

Said the people to the Turdball

Of the lies and spin, we’re sick

And your fear and smear agenda shows

Just like Abbott, you’re a dick

You think you’re the smartest in the room

An ex lawyer and ex banker

And soon to be ex Ptime Minister

But you’ll always be a wanker!

😛