With the Christmas now upon us

With the Christmas now upon us.

So, as the worst (and I use the term very loosely) “government” in our history, scrapesTurnbull 2+ through another year, and managed to dodge the accountability bullet, by barely sitting, and never answering any questions, on the odd occasions that they did sit, we end another year of wasted opportunities on critical issues such as;

  • The economy
  • Climate change
  • Health
  • Education

And it’s interesting that under this Mendacious Mob of Miscreants, all the main indicators for the aforementioned “Critical issues” are, like their flagging poll numbers, heading south at an arguably unprecedented rate of knots!   😛

Of course, according to Turdball,  his economically illiterate sidekick Snott Moronscum, and this no account, morally bankrupt LNP mob… It’s all Labors fault!!!   😯

So, the question most thinking Australians are, or should, be asking themselves is…”How many years does this mob have to be in power before they actually take responsibility for… Well anything???   ❓

Sadly, I think the short answer is… They never will!   😡

So;  With the Christmas now upon us…


With the Christmas now upon us

And the Parliament in recess

And the right wing of the LNP

Causing Turdball naught but stress

With his “leadership” in crisis

As the backbench calls the shots

And the born to rulers trying hard

To tame those loud have-nots


With their corporate tax agenda

Preaching for the trickle down

While the economy goes backwards

With this economic clown

And the climate change deniers there

Are pulling Turdball’s strings

As he lies and backflips constantly

To the tune the right wing sings


The princples he may have had

Have long since bit the dust

And the “Steel trap” mind he’s credited with

Is clogged with right wing rust

He’s the consummate pretender

The penultimate hollow man

And a major disappointment

To all those who were a fan


So for Turdball and the LNP

There ain’t much Christmas cheer

Cos the rabid rights agenda

Will soon bite them on the rear

As the climate isn’t listening

To their waffle and their spin

And just like the tide for King Canute

It’s always gonna win


So the Chrissy party’s been called off

And the drinkies have been canned

And discussion of good policy

Like the experts… Have been banned

And the Turball’s in protection

From his own teams rabid right

With the back bench PM Christensen

Giving Turdball quite a fright


And the Abbott’s in the background

Playing spoiler once again

While the country thinks the whole damned lot

Are really quite insane

With Bernadi saying ETS talk

Is the dumbest thing he’s heard

But coming from the dumbest pollie

It’s really quite absurd


And deputy dawg Bananaby

Is just a laughingstock

A second rate accountant

And a raving bloody cock

A man of tiny intellect

And morals sadly lacking

The nationals made him leader

When he really just needs sacking


We thought we saw incompetence

When Hockey held the purse

But treasurer Snott Moronscum

Is proving even worse

He’s an economic time bomb

That has made our country poorer

And he’ll drive us to recession

And of that there’s nothing surer


They’re a cabal of incompetents

Of that there is no doubt

And our new years resolution must be

To kick the bastards out

Cos a full term of the Turdball

And his nut-job LNP

Will visit rack and ruin

On our wonderful country


So make the most of Christmas

And ignore the ruling classes

And when the new year comes around

Lets kick their lying arses

Cos we need a decent government

That’s serving you and me

Not the corporate puppet masters

Of the rabid LNP!


Turdball 2+1


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12 Responses to With the Christmas now upon us

  1. sandrasearle says:

    You’re on fire today Truthie, not calling for a revolution are you?
    Hope you & yours have a very Happy & safe Christmas and New Year, best wishes from me & mine. Sandra

    Liked by 2 people

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Morning Sandra 🙂 and thanks for your comment and kind words 😎

      Maybe??? 😉

      I will be writing a Christmas post next week for all my fine and loyal readers, like your good self. but in the mean time… Right back at you. 🙂

      Cheers 🙂


  2. olddavey says:

    Hey TS,
    As usual you’re spot on!
    And as I posted about the Turdicle the on the Guardian other day.
    ” Aah, Malcolm Turnbull.
    A once dazzling super-nova of the Liberal Party, now a death star, and well on the way becoming a black hole!
    Hopefully the rest of his crew of Klingons will be sucked in without delay, and sent to a planet far, far away.”
    Was I being facetious? I hope not.
    Cheers and look after yourself!

    Liked by 2 people

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Hey Olddavey 🙂 Thanks mate 🙂

      Nice analogy 😀 And speaking of “Black holes”…

      Klingons lol 😀 they’re like “Willnots” and “Mustangs” 🙂

      Little balls of shit that Klingon to the hairs on your bum… They just “Willnot” come off… They won’t go back up, and they won’t drop off, so they “Mustang”… Very apt when talking about LNPee’ers 🙂

      Rent seekers, crooks, and skidmarks on the dunny bowl of Australian politics!!! 😯

      Cheers mate 🙂

      Liked by 1 person

  3. Jimmy says:

    I could not refrain from commenting. Perfectly written!


  4. bilko says:

    On fire again thruthy you left out mesma but then she is like invisible and aka G&S “Ive got her on my list so none of them will be missed” have a good christmas and stay alert

    Liked by 1 person

    • Truth Seeker says:

      Morning Bilko 🙂 and thanks mate 🙂

      Mate, Sadly, she’s the least repulsive of the main players ATM, which by any standards is a sad indictment on the rest of the LNP, and our poor country 😦

      I will be writing something next week by way of a Christmas post, but in the mean time, I wish you and yours the very best for Christmas and the new year 🙂

      Cheers mate 🙂


  5. Dee says:

    Good work, Truthy. You’ve summed up the situation nicely. Merry Xmas and hope the new year brings you better health and lots more good poetry.

    Liked by 1 person

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