A “Greg” hunt… Release the hounds!

A “Greg” hunt… Release the hounds!

What a sad  excuse for a government we have!

And in said sad excuse for a government, full of incompetent ministers, Greg Hunt stands out as one of the most incompetent; and that’s a big call, as there are just so many incompetents to choose from!

In fact in the incompetent stakes, Abbott has an embarrassment of riches to add to our general embarrassment of this mob and their actions and policies!

And in the spirit of credit where credit’s due, The title and consequently the inspiration for this poem came from one of my fine commenters: Diannaart, who posted the title as a slogan for the March in march placards post, so thanks Dianna, and well done   😀

And so without further adjure….

A Greg hunt… Release the hounds!

Greg Hunt is to climate change

What Brandis is to laws

They are both consummate liars

And legal, and climate whores

He’s the anti environment minister

And rabid right wing runt

Who ignores the proven science

Cos he’s the LNP’s Greg Hunt

😉

He’s the one who singlehandedly

Has trashed our climate cred

With his climate sceptics handbook

And ideology in his head

And with Abbott riding shotgun

On their “Direct Action” plan

Which is nothing more than rhetoric

From this Lying Liberal man

😯

Cos it’s not about our climate

Or the future of our nation

It’s all about the LNP

And their policy constipation

And a suppository of wisdom

Just will not do the job

Cos there is no forward thinking

From this rabid right wing mob

👿

So Greg Hunt was the one they chose

To implement their plan

But the experts rightly all agree

They should flush it down the pan

Cos it won’t reduce emissions

And their targets won’t be met

And it will come back to bite us

Like some rabid right wing pet

😛

But the beasts of crippling climate change

Are baying at the gates

While the Liberal knobs are playing games

And servicing their mates

But Greg is just a member

Of a party with no idea

As they run around in circles

Spouting verbal diarrhea

😯

And they don’t believe in climate change

The Abbott said it’s crap

They think that record rainfall is just

Natures leaky tap

And they listen to lord Monkton

And to Andrew Bolt as well

With their well known “non”-credentials

They promote their right wing hell

😈

But this whole thing’s systematic

Of the Abbott and his style

As he spent the last parliamentary term

Spewing lies and right wing bile

Instead of building policy

He turned his hand to slogans

And now instead of government

We’ve a mob of policy bogans

😯

So while the climate’s changing

And our time is running out

And our farmers deal with flooding rains

In the middle of a drought

And the heatwaves get more frequent

And the winters more severe

Greg the climate sceptic just keeps

Talking through his rear

😯

Par for the course, for the LNP

As they totally ignore the facts

And they think they’ll rule forever

Cos old Rupert’s got their backs

And they lied their way to government

And they haven’t got a clue

Of how to run the country

Or what they’re supposed to do

😦

And the climate respects no-one

But it surely needs our help

And we know that we’ll get nowhere

Under Abbotts climate whelp

And for the sceptics claims they make

They really have no grounds

As the science believers make the call

A “Greg” hunt… release the hounds!

😀

I don’t think these are the “hounds” that either Dianna or I had in mind,  or it might have finished with;  “Release the dog catchers”   😉    but you must admit they’re cuter than the originals   😯   😀