Category Archives: Political satire

Captain Turdball and the good ship Titanic

Captain Turdball and the good ship Titanic. As the high farce that is laughingly called LNP Government, continues, and the joke of Turdball’s (And I use the term loosely) “Leadership” stumbles from one crisis to another, I have once again … Continue reading

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Said the Abbott to the Bishop, the party is revolting!

Said the Abbott to the Bishop, the party is revolting! As Tony does another backflip and calls the spill meeting for Monday, I’ll let the poem speak for itself   😉 Said the Abbott to the Bishop, the party is … Continue reading

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What a bloody mess we’re in!

What a bloody mess we’re in!   This poem was written for no other reason, than it’s my birthday, so I can… And seeing as how we are now subjected to the long, winter break, and politically it’s that time … Continue reading

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The Royal Abbott Show!

The Royal Abbott Show! With the farce that is this LNP gov, and the lunacy that is the senate, I though it was time for a bit more silliness from our side. So here it is: The Royal Abbott Show! … Continue reading

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The Prince of Budgie Smugglers!

The Prince of Budgie Smugglers! And as the Bard may have put it: “Alas poor Australia, who knew not Abbott’s felashio!   😯   And while tis foisted upon us to suffer the slings and arrows of Gina and Rupert’s … Continue reading

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Said the Abbott to the experts…

Said the Abbott to the experts…   As you may have guessed from the title, this is another poem in the “Said the Abbott…” series, and as always, I have tried to cut through the superfluous, to get to the truly … Continue reading

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Tony the Plumber.

Tony the Plumber. A couple of days ago, I referred to Abbott as “Tony the Plumber”, and I thought that I should  follow that comment up with an explanation, for any that didn’t get my drift   😯    and … Continue reading

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Said the Bishop to the Abbott…

Said the Bishop to the Abbott…   With the LNP looking more like the keystone cops chasing themselves around in ever decreasing circles, until they self destruct, or disappear up their own fundamental orifices, and ICAC threatening to expose the … Continue reading

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Said the Abbott to the “Smokin'” Joe.

Said the Abbott to the “Smokin’” Joe. What a mess this mob are making, with protests almost weekly now, as the impact of the LNP lies come home to roost, and Abbott tries desperately to cover his already heavily mortgaged … Continue reading

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The LNP are revolting! Said the Abbott to Peta Credlin!

The LNP are revolting! Said the Abbott to Peta Credlin! Here’s another poem in the “Said the Abbott…” series   😀   , and with the “Commission of All-shit”, telling us that we need to sacrifice our fist born child, so … Continue reading

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