Category Archives: Political Poems

Captain Turdball and the good ship Titanic

Captain Turdball and the good ship Titanic. As the high farce that is laughingly called LNP Government, continues, and the joke of Turdball’s (And I use the term loosely) “Leadership” stumbles from one crisis to another, I have once again … Continue reading

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With the Christmas now upon us

With the Christmas now upon us. So, as the worst (and I use the term very loosely) “government” in our history, scrapes through another year, and managed to dodge the accountability bullet, by barely sitting, and never answering any questions, … Continue reading

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Said the Abbott to the rank and file

Said the Abbott to the rank and file… Well, as the Abbott has once again raised his ugly head, I thought it was time for another instalment of the “Said the Abbott…” poem series   😯 I was hoping to … Continue reading

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Said the Turdball to the Bishop

Said the Turdball to the Bishop Well, what a start to the election campaign? The starters gun has yet to be fired, and the Turdball/Morescum fudgeit has already been labeled a fraud. In QT this week, Morescum didn’t know what … Continue reading

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The Waffling Wanker from Wentworth

The Waffling Wanker from Wentworth Now although this poem is about the Pernicious Prince of Point Piper; as an avid observer of the human condition, I felt compelled to share an observation that I made about one of his co-conspirators … Continue reading

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The government’s revolting, so the people should revolt

The government’s revolting, so the people should revolt… With the new year underway, and it being an election year, I thought I should start the year as I mean to carry on   😛 And with so much instability in … Continue reading

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A Turdball Kind of Christmas..

A Turdball kind of Christmas… With Christmas fast approaching, and things not looking really flash in the last couple of weeks for the Turdball  (and I use the term loosely   😛   ) “led” LNP. With the defection of  Macca, … Continue reading

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The Abbott’s been defrocked…

The Abbott’s been defrocked… With the advent of the Turdball’s PMship, and the apparent demise of the Abbott, followed by his promise to be a good team player   😯   who won’t destabilise or whiteant, this poem was just … Continue reading

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I’m fabulous the Turdball said…

I’m fabulous, the Turdball said… After the first week of the LNP’ers, Turdball experiment, I thought it time to give my take on the man who would be king   😯 And after watching his performance in QT, I have … Continue reading

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The Boil… Revisited.

The Boil… Revisited. The boil, was the very first poem that I posted on TSM, in fact my very first post   😯  and after rereading it, I thought it would be worth a second , updated run, so here … Continue reading

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