Said the Abbott to the experts…
Talk about a wingnut 😆
As you may have guessed from the title, this is another poem in the “Said the Abbott…” series, and as always, I have tried to cut through the superfluous, to get to the truly flawed thought processes of out illustrious PM and his despicable LNP. 😯
It did turn out to be a bit of an epic (surely not 😉 ) but I hope, dear readers that you’ll persevere to the bitter end 😀
Said the Abbott to the experts…
Said the Abbott to the experts
All your claims are overblown
Cos we have our own, fine experts
Who are Liberal, and home grown
They tell me what I need to know
Without all of the bunkum
And if you think qualifications matters
Well they haven’t stopped lord Monkton
😯
For education, Pyne’s our man
Always… wait it was never?
Though some say he’s a fool
I think he’s more than qualified
He even went to school 😯
He’ll turn our system right around
So all will have to pay
Unless you’re the PM’s daughter though,
Cos that’s the Liberal way
😉
And to all those lefty students
That think protests are the go
Should understand that we don’t care
Cos we’re the ones that know
That education’s never free
And the poor just have to wear it
Cos education’s for the rich
And we’re not prepared to share it
😛
As experts go, Scott Morrison
Has really got some cred
On Immigration he’s the best
He leaves them all for dead
No… Not asylum seekers
Though there has been one or two 😳
But you know; hey… Shit happens.
But our Scotty will see it through
😉
He’s a man of great conviction
Napoleon Morrison
And integrity as well
Which is evident, as he sends “illegals”
To his immigration hell
He’s our very own Napoleon
As he sails our northern borders
To singlehandedly keep us safe
From those women and children marauders
😯
Julie Bishop’s foreign affairs
Are something to behold
She’s a man after my own heart
Nerves of steel, and heart that’s cold
She’s a master of diplomacy
With her death stare there for backup
And with her right wing sense of humour
She’s a Liberal party crack-up.
😀
Though some say she’s a bad joke
And she’s certainly not funny
They don’t understand a Liberal gag
Cos it’s all about the money
Just like our policy platform
It’s in our DNA
To have a chuckle at the poor
As we make the bastards pay
😉
For Climate Change we have Greg Hunt
He’s our man for all seasons
Who believes in Direct action
And won’t listen to your reasons
As to why you think it just won’t work
Cos he simply just knows better
And when it comes to our policy
He’ll implement it to the letter
🙄
And what you all don’t understand
Is that this is Greg Hunt’s calling
And it’s the economy not climate change
That means the sky is falling 😯
So we have to kill the carbon tax
Which is really just so bad
Cos polluters don’t like paying it
And it makes the wealthy sad
😦
With Turnbull, here we have a man
Who invented the internet
And made himself a fortune
And he isn’t finished yet
He’s invested his own money
Running fibre out in France
But he say that fibre to the node
Is Australia’s only chance
😯
We simply can’t afford the best
We’re going second rate
And we can’t afford to upset Rupes
Cos he’s our… media mogul mate
And high speed internet is fine
For those prepared to pay
But supporting Rupert’s Foxtel
Is again, the Liberals way
😉
Joe Hockey is our treasurer
WANTED FOR CRIMES AGAINST DEMOCRACY AND HUMANITY!”
A man of pedigree
Who copped an unfair flogging
When he invented “Eleventy”
With Corman, his offsider
Who’s an intellectual beggar
But he sells our agenda, like a Liberal truth bender
In a voice like Schwarzenegger
🙄
They are a most formidable team
To run the economy
And our budget is designed to help
Support the LNP
We’ll make the wealthy richer
While the poor can just get stuffed
Cos it’s all about the mega bucks
And Keeping Rupert chuffed
😉
Said the experts to the Abbott
You run a party full of fools
Who are all about the bottom line
A bunch of Murdoch’s tools
And it’s not an experts hat you wear
But a simple sceptics cap
And the truth is it’s not climate change
But you that’s really crap!
😀
Truth Seekers Musings 
Lovely, Truthie. I don’t know how you do it!
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Kate, thanks for that 😎
It’s not that hard, with the gift that keeps on giving 😀
Cheers 😀
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Hi kate,how ya been? 🙂
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Brilliant. 🙂
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Writtenword09, welcome to truth seekers 🙂 and thanks for your comment 😎
I hope you can join our conversations again 😀
Cheers 😀
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Abbott said, he will continue to visit Murdoch, as it is a part of his job,. Pray, can someone tell me why this is so. As David Marr said this morning, if cameras are present at the Obama visit, why not the Murdoch, which is behind closed doors.
Yes, Abbott has a new campaign, the do the work of the Tea Party in the good old USA, telling Obama, he and the experts are wrong. Sorry Tony, coal is already yesterday’s fuel, with little future. You cannot hold back the tide. Another lost clause, I am afraid.
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Florence, thanks for your comment 😎
So Abbott recons we pay him to keep Murdoch in the official loop? W…T…F…? 😯
Cheers 😀
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After all these years of fraud on the Australian people( that’s probably the Austrian people to our illustrious leader) the truth comes out and they force it and their little survival trick- Murdochracy- down our throats as a given of governence rule and righteous. Head office- corporate spying regime given free reign in underhanded silence into every aspect of everyones lives and to a self stuffing sick ilks advantage for decades.
Of course pretending that it was never meant to be a tactic.
I’ve found more on the little hit on me on the coast concerning the approaches some of you may be familiar with that were somewhat detailed on IA site. Brough’s car, Clives guy, SAS, new roundabouts through koala parks, the protestors, cops, Newman’s Cmc changes, mining on Stradbroke. Intimate knowledge of personal conversation on that day has come through a relative. Presently aquiring the source. Bait comes back firmly attatched to a line:)
Other events is that one of my vehicles in Perth was handed over to those scamming me and running and involved in the WA matter of farms without a receipt in late sept/ nov last year. I would suggest it was because and after i was continuing vocalising on the matter on IA letting the cat out of the bag. (I have copped that many times before, a pummelling. )That i was already monitored hacked and toyed with and authority already knew of the matter and long before a thorough brief background of the matter and state corruption in WA was handed to the ABC by me. Incedently, i’ve been in no position monetarily or health wise to get back to WA to try and gather my belongings otherwise i would have been there. I had dealed and aquired enough over there by way of vintage cars enough to fund my way into small business and off the pension.
The heights that gave us the fraud of the Whitlam dissmissal and murder of my Father and destruction of the Fly River are still highly active. The ilk, the players, the ethic, the excuses, the greed and corruption.
I believe the person who gave me up from the newsroom may be a blonde girl. I think it would be interesting to know who passed or baited that info to her to get back to the perpertraitors to start going to work onto me and scam my belongings, dose my bus engine with bolts , smash my laptop and leave me having to vacate in a small car with my clothes back east. I was being monitored and all was heard of my situation and all going on by phone calls to my mother back east whom i had to tell of my situation of the goings on of the farms and scamming on me.
I saw that movement had begun on the matter. A Woolworths head had been sacked and a couple of lines came out on it in the media but not what for. That was supposed to be the end of the matter as if it was being addressed. Not enough for me. I passed info to the ABC. No one has approached me over the matter though the ABC said they will have to pass the info to police and authority. I said no worries, i’ve had much worse. But i am getting tumbled and punished for it.
As usual and repeatedly.
What comes of any matter, crime , crime on public, is always turned to favour of those doing it furthering their agenda. Murdoch and co and who they’re tied with never fail.
To be continued.
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Hey Jim 🙂 Thanks for your comment 😎
Cheers 😀
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Do worries Truthy, your prose is always valid to accuracy. Presently watching the stage show in Qld with the little dictator still sprouting off trying to roll and hide in conquered biker glory. Guess we’ll never hear the end of it with him. Everything gets back to that. Stradbroke Island- wooooooooo the bikers, donations, wooooooooooooo the bikers, the bad bikers. When crime rises back with a vengance and underground in Qld, Cambell will be long gone with a pension and his rich family.
And we’ve got the US going green and Clive and Gina given the green light for coal. Of course Obama must distance himself. And the Clive show amongst a lot of other learnt US theatre has kept sanity and overseeing off many moves especially Gina’s and dredging etc .
At present I keep getting Labor party mails of the most peurile content. Wanting money for bumper stickers etc. Why dont they get one of the corporates or mates they hand out overstuffed contracts to, or Kevin, or Gough, or Julia or Kim Beazley or Beattie?
The people they represent cant afford it. It all rings bells with greenpeace or Avarez or change .org etc. A lot of these orgs are just a bit too close to heights for my likings.
And we have libs berating present Liberal tactics, distancing of course to save the party for later and of course Labour wont undo anything the Libs have done damaging to the lower unless its contrived public placation like giving us rent assistance for Woolw8rths to raise there prices three weeks before or the rent goes up.
So, so much for Hewson sprouting a pensionnrise should be happening.
Electricity is going up again by up to 30 percent. Public housing has gone up and word is that there will be no public housing by 2020 . Well it will happen quicker than that and even by 2020, there will be no housing in the private sector to replace it. And definately not with current monopolising practices.
One other matter being kept in the dark is Clives Casino on the Sunshine Coast so that matter is simmering on the backburner with a vengance.
While the quality of copper is getting poorer because easy to get to surface deposits are drying up, it’s said nickel will be fine for quite a while so I guess Clive is only treading water there with competition. Newman gave a Chinese guy rights to casino in Cairns so i’ve been told and Clive isnt happy about that. But who wants another Gold Coast shit pit grown on the Sunshine coast? If one is to come at all, it should be Hervey Bay or somewhere else up that way and some thought not cronyism applied to the spot and town and environmental planning.
So prepare for a further stage show and public frauds on many fronts. One like John said on IA too. Lets see if the judicary bypass Carmody’s inaugeration.
The corruption of 1975 continues unabated and engined on Jackboots.
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Sorry for spelling mistakes. Endlessly.
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Truthie
Have Tweeted and FB’d.
Maintaining the rage gets exhausting – good to have a larf!
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Hey Dianna, thanks for your comment 😎 and all your continued support 😀
Yes it can be exhausting 😉 But we have to keep going 🙂
Hope the weather has been good to you 😀
Cheers 😀
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Truthy you must be due for Poetic Laureate whatever.
With the dole for the up to age 30ties coming in, Abbort has his green army which can be 6mths on /off cheep as chips, willing to do anything just to feed themselves. The new slave class in our classless society?. It took a few years for me to being ashamed of Howard’s Australia but just a few days with this clown. As PJK remarked “God help Australia” amen
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Bilko, thanks for your comment 😎 and kind words 😀
Mate, I’m with you 😉 It took but a few hours, and I was already embarrassed for Australia, and angry every time I saw him representing us 😡
Cheers 😀
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No truer words spoken poem
That exposes these minions
And all it takes to be total tools
With no real education 😉
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Dan, thanks for that 😀
Cheers 😀
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As Abbott makes our future look bleaker
Thank the lord that we have Truth Seeker
With his brilliant verse
Re the Liberal curse
And their aim to make us all weaker.
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Frontad84, mate what can I say but… Cheers 😀
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Excellent again Truthy 😎 I do notice the necessary sarcasm getting a bit, more comical M8 🙂 .
Abbott`s full of greenhouse gas alright and so are the rest of the LNP fartlets 👿
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Biggy thanks for that 😀 Mate I always appreciate your feedback, and witty comments 😎 not to mention your pics 😀
Cheers 😀
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Smokin Joe and the mendacious monk
Announced a budget that really stunk
Ever since they’ve been on the back foot
Their Tea Party dream is all but kaput
First they concocted a crisis of debt
A dodgy audit echoed the threat
Labor, they said, was the party at fault
So all of their promises could be in default
The “Age of Entitlement” is soon to be over
But not for rich who will still live in clover
The burden it seems will be foist on the poor
The unemployed, pensioners, students and more
Their budget has gone like a lead balloon
Their popularity lies in ruin
The public have never seen such deceit
Where white is black and bitter is sweet
Now they are trying reverse class war
Gee up the middle class against the poor
This latest ploy will be counterproductive
Their ideology is self-destructive.
Problem is they’ve told too many lies
Listened too much to the IPA dries
Now every time they open their mouth
The opinion polls go further south
Smokin Joe and the mendacious monk
Have seen all credibility really sunk
The time has come for the only solution
The time has come for a double dissolution
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Graeme, Welcome to truth seekers, 😀 and thanks for your comment 😎
They really are the gift that keeps giving 😉
Good work, and well done 😀
I hope you can join our conversations again 🙂
Cheers 😀
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In my 85 years I’ve not seen
A Lib Party so bloody obscene
Devoid of all shame
Always laying the blame
Onto others they try to demean.
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Frontad84, I’ll second that! 😀
Cheers mate 😀
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Another good one for the collection M8.
It`s a bit of a worry though for the ALP and Shorten personally. With the bad reception the budget is getting, one would think that the polls would improve, but the opposite is happening.
To help the polls on their downward slide, some idiot in the ALP has decided now is a good time to let these clowns off the hook by introducing a change in the asylum seekers policy.
Do it by all means, but surely not now when Hockey is on the ropes trying to sell his rotten and unfair budget
I don`t know Truthy but I feel within the ALP the inmates are running the institution.
I`M going for a walk on my patio.
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Consider,thanks mate 😀 and I’m feeling it too with the ALP 😦 but absolutely no lumping allowed 😉
Hope you and Considerette are well 😀
Cheers mate 😀
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We’re both well thanks Truthy 🙂 Hope your paperwork has been sorted out satisfactorily. Hope the weather isn’t too much of a hassle for you.
Don’t worry about the lumping 😀 It’s under control. 😀
Cheers
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Reblogged this on doctorrob54.
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Tony Abbott the mendacious monk is easy to despise
He is always breaking promises and telling porky pies
He came to power by telling lies about the carbon tax
He thinks that climate change is crap, he just ignores the facts
He speaks in three word slogans and scripted short sound bites
It’s clear that he’s got no ideas except for Dames and Knights
He gets his is orders from billionaires via the IPA
Like Tea Party republicans he loves the Ayn Rand way
It’s not only the lies he tells, it’s the values he reveals
Protect the rich and screw the poor, to pay back grubby deals
The Mendacious monk is getting worse as lies come home to roost
Oh what delicious irony his pain is self induced
Smokin’ Joe’s budget was the straw that broke the peoples back
It’s based on lies and so unfair, the poor won’t take the whack
Their litany of lies extends as panic settles in
The Murdoch press can’t save them it will all end in chagrin
Tony Abbott the mendacious monk has long since jumped the shark
With his cabinet of sycophants, they’re pissing in the dark
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Graeme, thanks for another fine effort 😎
Cheers 😀
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